If your mother paid attention to anything other than the bottom of the bottle she's currently emptying, she'd know that really was not ever endearing.

Anyway, this is your day, so don't mind us. Make it count! By the way, how was that girl you were seeing? Make sure you snag a good one!

Don't worry about your mother, she was just kidding around. Such a prankster, that woman.

20 years old already ... your mother and I are so proud.