lol bro!!!

don't be so ruthless bro

i look in the mirror and admire myself more often than i think i should.

i got propositioned by 5 prostitutes in the span of about 10 minutes... is it wrong to think to yourself FUCK IM A STUD when that happens?

i want to buzzcut my hair again but i hate hats so i don't think i can handle the cold. i've come to the realization that my hatred of hats springs from this pathetic narcissism that permeates every fashion choice i make and tells me i'm too pretty to cover my head with a hat.

i never thought i was enigmatic or that anyone 'revered' me. maybe people think i'm cool or interesting because i usually make posts devoid of substance but will occasionally have something meaningful to say. that's my guess, anyway.

i quit boxing because after my first attempt to get my current girlfriend to date me (as i said, we were best friends for a very long time) failed miserably i walked home crying and two guys made fun of me

Hey now that we are friends again do you think you could do me a favor? I trust you completely

It's okay i forgive you for getting mad at me

Also I am really sorry if I seemed mean or trolly in that thread. I had a rough 5 days after some medical bullshit. I didn't care for your cheapshot, but I do still think you're a decent dude.

please i'm desperate to make my mark on the world like you have

oh shit really? can you suggest bands that don't exist yet but are actually unbearably bad? That would complete the ensemble

you're already unique. you're a moderately intelligent, unhappy guy on the internet. not many of those around

hey do you know anyone at that apple store? I'd like to pick up some apple products and some hipster apparel so I can be unique like everyne else