i look in the mirror and admire myself more often than i think i should.
i got propositioned by 5 prostitutes in the span of about 10 minutes... is it wrong to think to yourself FUCK IM A STUD when that happens?
i want to buzzcut my hair again but i hate hats so i don't think i can handle the cold. i've come to the realization that my hatred of hats springs from this pathetic narcissism that permeates every fashion choice i make and tells me i'm too pretty to cover my head with a hat.
i never thought i was enigmatic or that anyone 'revered' me. maybe people think i'm cool or interesting because i usually make posts devoid of substance but will occasionally have something meaningful to say. that's my guess, anyway.
i quit boxing because after my first attempt to get my current girlfriend to date me (as i said, we were best friends for a very long time) failed miserably i walked home crying and two guys made fun of me