lo, my child, whatever you need I shall do my utmost to attend

Tell me more about all my problems, wise one. ;)

or I might really think you deserve being insulted oh gee that was the reason after all, your analytical abilities just keep letting you down jeez

lol throwing out insults is usually a symptom of being angry or salty.

I do not know why you think anything I say about the Mavericks comes from being "salty" or why you feel you are an actual troll when you are gossiping like a lovesick sixth grader but I do not get mad over sports, only idiots take sports seriously. I like most games, sports is just a game. Do not prescribe your own weaknesses to other people.