First of all, I don't give a flying fuck about your infraction. You guys came to us, the community, for help in deciding what to do with this monster, so you need to listen to what we have to say. Garchomp was banned primarily for Evasion, just like Hail was banned primarily for Snow Cloak. I played three different metas with similar uncompetitive bullshit and I should be free to reference any one of those at my leisure to serve as an example for the steps we should be taking here.
Are you a fucking moron or something? I was segueing into evasion. Nobody can argue with me about what happened in UU. There was a 0% chance of us talking about anything but evasion (and Garchomp and blah blah blah). I'm posting it again so that people aren't stupid enough to repeat whatever it is he said.