hey, where have you been my love? the last month has been awful :( i miss your snide remarks, hilarious links, and amazing advice. please stop being dead and having a life and come back to me! ily

you knowwwwww

Happy April fools day to you as well princess.

What do you want baby girl?

Hello, Blooregard!

Why don't you do a Smogcast soon, because your accent is out of this world. I bow down to your intellect as your speedy and witty remarks are so frequent and of good quality. Your avatar and CT choices are easily the best on the site; look at your current beautiful choices! I wish I could be half the person you are, Bloo. Every day I wait until your Skype bubble turns red so I can talk to you; it's the highlight of my day. Every post you make is wonderfully constructed and a beautiful piece of art. You are such a role model on Smogon, and I hope more users take after you. Thank you for being a wonderful person, friend, and Smogon administrator!

What was your deal yday

Blooregard, shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree you angel? You're all I want for Christmas next year. Even though you are the reason Santa has a naughty list, I'm most certainly a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.

Ok my cute little tiny winy love munchkin, try and catch me on IRC.

Or maybe one day I'll be worthy enough to receive your Skype and we can produce our usual amazing conversations through said platform bb.

Hey faggot, stop cutting yourself irl I need to talk to you

Hello Blooregard Q. Kazoo. I think we need to talk soon! Get on irc tomorrow pls.

I wish I could be as smart as you! I mean you're going to be a doctor, you speak like 5 languages, and you're so much better than me at this game! I envy you, and all the godliness you embody. If you would even glance at my profile I would cry in tears of gracious joy simply because you are of the gods. May you stay well.