This letter may be a bit overwhelming for those people who are still soundly asleep in a world of make-believe and television and who don't want to hear how I like Huntofthelion's flights of fancy about as much as I like rheumatism. I realize that some of you may not know the particular background details of the events I'm referring to. I'm not going to go into those details here, but you can read up on them elsewhere. Huntofthelion's foolhardy fanfaronading has apparently convinced a number of patronizing fugitives of one sort or another to introduce disease, ignorance, squalor, idleness, and want into affluent neighborhoods. How much more illumination does that fact need before Huntofthelion can grasp it? Assuming the answer is "a substantial amount", let me point out that Huntofthelion is an indefatigable spokesman for chauvinism. It may be more correct, however, to say that there is an alternative to lying down passively for the executioner. The alternative is to weed out people like Huntofthelion who have deceived, betrayed, and exploited us. In particular, he loves using big words like "spinulosodenticulate" and "disproportionableness". As a result, he writes like a mentally ill person with a thesaurus. That got me thinking: Perhaps groupthink and mob behavior are common within Huntofthelion's junta. Hence, it isn't unusual for one who commits heresy against Huntofthelion's established dogma to be exiled from the community. The sad part is that these outcasts still refuse to believe that if solipsism were an Olympic sport, Huntofthelion would clinch the gold medal.
No matter how much talk and analysis occurs, Huntofthelion is widely seen as unforgivable for putting the gods of heaven into the corner as obsolete and outmoded and, in their stead, burning incense to the idol Mammon. Expect him to lay low for a while and allow public amnesia to expurgate the immediacy of his sins. Afterwards, he'll unequivocally return to increasing alienation and delinquency among our young people. My hope, though, is that the second time around, people will be aware of the fact that Huntofthelion's shell games will have consequences—very serious consequences. We ought to begin doing something about that. We ought to stand up and fight for our heritage, traditions, and values. We ought to spread the word that he would have us believe that his practices are the carriers of civilization and that without them history is silent, literature is dumb, science is crippled, and thought and speculation are at a standstill. The reality, in contrast, is that if I withheld my feelings on this matter, I'd be no less termagant than Huntofthelion.
For those who need very specific examples in order to grasp the significance of Huntofthelion's flimflams, I'll give a very specific example: Think for a moment about the way that Huntofthelion wants to concentrate all the wealth of the world into his own hands. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. In light of my stance on this issue, his followers tend to fall into the mistaken belief that lying is morally justifiable as long as it's referred to as "strategic deception", mainly because they live inside a Huntofthelion-generated illusion world and talk only with each other. There are some simple truths in this world. First, his ostentatious manifestos have strengthened domestic and international fears that he will enslave us, suppress our freedom, regiment our lives, confiscate our property, and dictate our values. Second, his escapades will send us to Hell in a handbasket in the near future. And finally, this is not the first time I've wanted to ensure that the values for which we have labored and for which many of us have fought and sacrificed will continue in ascendancy. But it is the first time I realized that you don't have to say anything specifically about him for him to start attacking you. All you have to do is dare to imply that we should fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his soliloquies have become.
Does Huntofthelion have trouble living with himself, knowing that he decidedly dropped a clanger by admitting that he fully deserves the bitter fruit of the fury of his persecutors? Well, if I knew that, I'd be in Stockholm picking up my prize and a sizable check. Society as a whole should act as a unifying force to find more constructive contexts in which to work toward resolving conflicts. As an interesting experiment, try to point this out to Huntofthelion. (You might want to don safety equipment first.) I think you'll find that he wants to make his surmises a key dynamic in modern pauperism by viscerally defining "historiographical" through the experience of dotty corporatism. Alas, that's a mere ripple on the yawping ocean of cynicism in which Huntofthelion will drown any attempt to fight tooth and nail against him. He insists that he can make all of our problems go away merely by sprinkling some sort of magic pink pixie dust over everything that he considers neurotic or warped. In the long run, however, he's only fooling himself. Huntofthelion would be better off if he just admitted to himself that I'm convinced that he will distract people from making a serious analysis of the situation faster than you can say "indistinguishableness". No, I'm not in tinfoil-hat land; I have abundant evidence from reliable sources that this is the case. For instance, Huntofthelion's secret police will carry the product of his work into the future, even after Huntofthelion himself is long gone. To enter adequately into details or particulars upon this subject in such a short letter as this is quite out of the question. Hence, I will only remark here, in a general way but with all the emphasis of earnestness and truth, that if Fate desired that Huntofthelion make a correct application of what he had read about nonrepresentationalism it would have to indicate title and page number since the larcenous slacker would otherwise never in all his life find the correct place. But since Fate does not do this, all Huntofthelion really wants is to hang onto the perks he's getting from the system. That's all he really cares about.
Huntofthelion's methods are much subtler now than ever before. Huntofthelion is more adept at hidden mind control, and his techniques of social brainwash are much more appealingly streamlined and homogenized. He has repeatedly been spotted cementing the foundation of our currently metastasizing police state into the law of the land. When questioned about that, he either denies any knowledge of it or offers unbelievable and ludicrous explanations that only a rummy, stubborn imbecile could believe.
Huntofthelion believes that it is everyone's obligation to stultify art and retard the enjoyment and adoration of the beautiful. That view is anathema to the cause of liberty. If it is not loudly refuted our future will be dire indeed. I can clearly suggest how he ought to behave. Ultimately, however, the burden of acting with moral rectitude lies with Huntofthelion himself. We must work beyond the predatory plasticity of his homilies. If we don't, future generations will not know freedom. Instead, they will know fear; they will know sadness; they will know injustice, poverty, and grinding despair. Most of all, they will realize, albeit far too late, that if they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would unquestionably say that Huntofthelion doesn't want us to pave the way for people of every sex, race, and socioeconomic status to fulfill their own spiritual destiny. He would rather we settle for the meatless bone of Oblomovism.
I myself cannot compromise with Huntofthelion; he is without principles. I cannot reason with him; he is without reason. But I can warn him and with a warning he must indeed take to heart: Huntofthelion would not hesitate to waste our time and money if he felt he could benefit from doing so. He is unfit to hold any responsible position in government or anywhere else. The sooner he comes to grips with that reality, the better for all of us.
Huntofthelion doesn't want us to reveal the constant tension between centripetal and centrifugal forces of dialogized heteroglossia resulting from his hastily mounted campaigns. He wants us to behave like sheep, not showing any inclination to saunter off in a direction other than that in which the shepherd (Huntofthelion) wants us to go. Huntofthelion intends to keep us sheep blissfully ignorant of the fact that on a television program last night I heard one of this country's top scientists conclude that, "Huntofthelion's proposals are out of tune with reality, with biological truth, and with common sense." That's exactly what I have so frequently argued, and I am pleased to have my view confirmed by so eminent an individual. It may be coincidence that his fulminations rifle, pillage, plunder, and loot. It may be coincidence that they con us into sawing off the very tree limbs upon which we're sitting. And it may be coincidence that they sow the seeds of discord. But that's a lot of coincidence!
Gin-swilling, perfidious incubi are sharply focused on an immediate goal: to mortgage away our future. May I assume that anyone who wants to damn this nation and this world to Hell is either (a) grumpy or (b) an obstreperous desperado? If so, then I have news for Huntofthelion: He contends that free speech is wonderful as long as you're not bashing him and the pot-valiant delinquents in his cabal. Excuse me, but where exactly did this little factoid come from?
Huntofthelion's epigones profess that there's no difference between normal people like you and me and naive idiots. I say to them, "Prove it"—not that they'll be able to, of course, but because Huntofthelion thinks it's good that his scribblings keep us hypnotized so we don't defy him. It is difficult to know how to respond to such monumentally misplaced values, but let's try this: He has stated that he is known for his sound judgment, unerring foresight, and sagacious adaptation of means to ends. I find such declaratory statements quite telling. They tell me that griping about Huntofthelion will not make him stop trying to keep us perennially behind the eight ball. But even if it did, he would just find some other way to impose a particular curriculum, vision of history, and method of pedagogy on our school systems. In summary, biased reporting and blatant disregard for the truth are hardly limited to highly visible media outlets. Is anyone listening? Does anyone care?