You're right. Less good literature and more mass murder. Authors make the best killers.

I never really thought about it like that. But if Stephen King had more of a drive to kill than write, the world would be a worse place

Riiiight... some become authors, others become sociopaths?

Takes a special kind of mind

That's actually really amazing. Fight Club is one of my favorite movies. "I haven't been fucked like that since grade school," haha. Probably one of my favorite lines from any movie. The guy's a really talented writer, even for short stories like the one you posted. I don't know how anyone can stomach that, let alone write it.

Yeah he's quite the author. He holds the record for most people fainting at public readings (73) and he also wrote Fight club

Oh, that's good. I almost threw up reading that a few times, haha. I actually made it holding my breath up until the candle part, where I gagged.

Nah not me, (thank God,) I added that it was written by Chuck Palahniuk at the end now

I hope to God that that did not actually happen to you, and if it did, holy shit, man. Holy shit.