hey don't get sassy with me i'm like the best you've got

Alternatively BE A BETTER FRIEND :(

fuck
i swear i won't be afk next time
alternatively plan your calls better

i don't give you permission to go

best of luck man, drop in soon

I'm gone. Sorry, buddy.
I might visit you guys sometime, but right now I'm focusing on getting my life together.
You'll have to tell me about all the bitches you got when I do, okay?

:(