we should celebrate your un-birthday

its not "when is it birkal's birthday", it's "when is it not his birthday"

congratulations on promotion #13482952839752896

we are the most bestest of omegle buddies

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Pokemon.
You: POKEMON?
Stranger: HI
You: YES
Stranger: POKEMON
You: AHAHA
Stranger: IS THIS YOU
You: ABSOLUTELY
Stranger: YES
You: EUH EUH EUH
Stranger: WE ARE ONE
You: BEST OMEGLE BUDDIES EVER
Stranger: <33333333
You: :D
Stranger: wHat is aN charizaRD gooD BLAST BuRN HELP????/?
You: iT iz GOod aT buRNINg thinGS doeSN'T learN SUrf thO :(
Stranger: :(((((9(((
You: IKR
Stranger: VR SAD
You: WHAT IS YOUR FAVRTE MON
Stranger: GAMFReKK R dum LOLOLOL
Stranger: ILiek MUDKIpZ lol im orIGINAL
Stranger: that was my own joke
You: :O :O :O :O :O :O : O: O: O
Stranger: im very proud of it
You: WOW YOURE GREAT
Stranger: THANK YOU MOST KINDLY
You: YES
Stranger: WATS URZ
You: o3o
You: rotom
You: you caught me :(
Stranger: hneghehehehehehe
Stranger: birkal is a cutie pie
You: ;>
You: we should be omegle friends
You: 4ever
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 5ever
You: :O
You: longer than 4 genius
Stranger: liek dis if u cry evertiem
You: asl?
Stranger: 60 m greenland DO YOU NEVER LEARN
Stranger: also ium is the first critique award winner i'm just typing upthe post now
You: yay :D
Stranger: you are like a smeargley person
Stranger: so you should know
You: yeah kinda
You: I lurk from time to time
You: well you are absorbed in a conversation about burritos
You: and I need to get to bed UGH
You: gotta get up in six hours
Stranger: UGH
You: ;__;
Stranger: but this is so INTERESTING
You: no your real love
You: is burritos
You: I understand
You: ;__;
Stranger: a truly deep and meaningful chat about BLaSt BURn
You: lol
Stranger: lol
Stranger: anyway good night
Stranger: sleep tight
Stranger: tuck away your sweet head~~!
Stranger: i am giving you a lullaby by text
You: it sucks
You: it doesn't even
You: rhyme
Stranger: shut your eyes
Stranger: little one
You: NOPE
Stranger: wrapped up in your warm blanket
You: I WANT TO HEAR IT
You: SUNG
You: vocaroo.com
You: lgi
Stranger: ummm what rhymes with blanket
Stranger: don't be naughty
You: "wank it?"
Stranger: don't you wank it
You: ugh that is probably not a good one
You: lol
You: hahaha
Stranger: we THINK ALIKE
Stranger: GREAT MINDS
You: asl???
You: WANK IT
Stranger: lol
Stranger: that is indeed my asl
Stranger: how did you KNOW
You: ok go talk about burritos
You: and I will post this entire convo on your VM wall
You: goodnight :)
You have disconnected.

What is this I don't even know who you ARE anymore

Lol liking the luvdisc

CAW
THE POWER OF SMOGON MEDIA FLOWS THROUGH YOUR VEINS
KACAW YOU ARE BIRDKAL

I'm three steps ahead of ya ;)