Actually, The Agonist linked me to a Shedinja and offered to do Machop for me, so no thanks.

Not sure if you're still looking for them but I have some of the things you listed in SQ/R.
Machop. Poke Ball. Jolly. Guts (becomes No Guard when evolved on the 4th gen). 31/31/31/16/31/31. Mimic (3rd gen tutor move). Male. Lvl 5 UT. 3rd gen. Emu. Non Redis.
Shiny Shedinja. Ultra/Premier Ball. Adamant. Wonder Guard. 0/31/25/31/4/31 Mimic (3rd gen tutor move), Swords Dance (Evolve @lvl 25 and teach to Ninjask). Lvl 25 RCed. 3rd gen. Emu. Non Redis.

Only interested in your Shiny E-speed Zigzagoon though so you would have to choose 1 if you're interested.