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DetroitLolcat's Leafgreen Nuzlocke Challenge
Part 4: Rock Types Suck
Sorry for taking nearly a month to update. About 30 minutes after I posted the previous one, my computer suffered motherboard failure and it took three weeks to fix due to the epic failure of the Geek Squad (1-2 weeks my ASS!). Well, here's part 4 (While I was gone, I leveled my guys up to 13 and 11 respectively).
"Huff...Huff...Well, I finally made it to Pewter City after sitting in the grass for the past 18 days." Lolcat said, rushing to the pokemon center to heal his weary companions.
"I wonder what sights there are to see in this stone-cold town." Lolcat immediately notices the fossil museum looming in front of him, but decides that 50 pokedollars is too much to talk to a bunch of mentally challenged NPC's and stare at fossils of Pokemon that he'll never get because of the challenge rules. "Well, I wonder what's past the museum," thinks Lolcat, seeing a field with a pokeball in it.
Lolcat knew the real reason why he came to Pewter City, and that was the League's first badge in the Gym nestled in the center of Pewter City.
"Hmm, should I play it safe and have Kitteh rape everything inside the Gym, or balance my team and let everyone battle?" Lolcat knows that starterwhoring could be disastrous in the challenge, but so could losing a member of the team.
For better or worse, Lolcat steps inside and sees the lone Trainer between him and Brock. The eager Trainer makes some scientifically incorrect statements and consequently gets his ass handed to him by a rat, mouse, and turtle.
Meanwhile, Brock thinks out loud: "Hmm, not a single of the town's women can please me anymore, guess it's you and me again tonight, Onix...Whoa! What are you doing here! I was not fantasizing about a twenty foot snake or anything!"
"Never asked...", thinks Lolcat, "Are you the Gym Leader or something?"
"Why, yes. I'm Brock, the non-perverted leader of Pewter City's Pokemon League Gym and official keeper of"
"Whatever...Battle time"
Boss Battle
Brock.
Lolcat throws out his Butterfree to match Brock's Geodude, but quickly notices the disadvantage and recalls the butterfly. "GO, Kitteh" cries Lolcat and the small blue turtle appears to take on the rock. Squirtle rapes Geodude in the face. Onix is then annihilated by one water gun as well. The battle took three turns. Nobody fainted.
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Pedobrock gave Lolcat his badge and the TM39, and Lolcat proceeded to Route 3 after receving the running shoes. If only this was 4th Gen, where you could run inside buildings.
"Wow, my levels are already unbalanced, Kitteh is four levels above everyone else...time to train my other guys!"
As soon as Rattata learned Hyper Fang, he suffered poisoning and made it with 1 HP because he leveled up in the middle of battle. Luckiness!
TWO LEVELS LATER (Crits and poison cause many near-death experiences)
Well, this ends Part Four.
TEAM:
Kitteh (Squirtle): Lv 15
Rattata (Rattata): Lv 13
Bolt (Pikachu): Lv. 13
Bugsy (Butterfree): Lv. 13
Boxed:
none
Dead:
none