OK, where was I? Oh yeah, about to beat the crap out of a random old guy who happens to be the Ice type gym leader. Okay now, here goes:
"Pokemon have many experiences in their lives, just as we do."
WELL NO DERP!!
"I, too, have seen and suffered much in my life."
WELL NO FREAKING DUH!!
Anyways, to the real battle:
Here, in lower Mahogany Town, two challangers, of very much different generations, begin their battle. The two formulate stratagies as they near their set platforms, surrounded my many ice crystals. I lead with King S., while Price goes with his Seel. I call for a Psybeam, while Seel dishes out an Icy Wind, lowering King S's Speed. Thinking I can still outspeed, I go for another Psybeam, eliminating one pokemon. I bring in Twiggy, while he sends in Piloswine. "Twiggy, give it a Vine Whip!" I call, and Twiggy dishes it out, dealing about one-third damage, while Twiggy swiftly avoids his attack. Twiggy again reapeats with a Vine Whip, activating Piloswines all-important Stitrus Berry, while Twiggy is hit by and Ice Fang. He survives the attack LIKE A BOSS with 5 HP left, and I sub him out to Whut?errrr, who is immeadiatly hit with an Ice Fang. Piloswine shockingly outspeeds, and hits Whut?errrr with a Mud Bomb, but Whut?errrr retaliates swiftly with a powerful Water Pulse, leaving it on its last legs, and confusing it. Piloswine manages to fire a desperate Mud Bomb, which shockingly gets a critical hit, KOing my precious Slowpoke (OOC- boy am I glad I'm not in a Nuzlocke right now). I send in King S, who easily revenge kills with Psybeam, giving him a level up. I keep him in, while his final pokemon is revealed; a Dewgong. I call for another Psybeam, but King S. is hit with the much faster Ice Shard before he can even attack! Luckily, he tanks it, and Dewgong is down to almost yellow health. Thinking he can take one more, I have him use Psybeam again. This time, Pryce does not use Ice Shard, and I knock Dewgong into the red before it Rests to full health. For the next 2 turns, I chip away, while Dewgong uses Sleep Talk. The first time, it gets Rest, doing nothing, and unfortunatly does the same thing a second time. Pryce uses a Hyper Potion, while Dewgong is hit with another Psybeam. Again, a Psybeam is launched at Dewgong, but it uses Sleep Talk, which is unable to do anything useful unless Dewgong is asleep. This time, a Full Restore is used, while it is hit by a Psybeam once again. Psybeam puts it into the red for a fourth time, while it uses Rest again. I continue to chip away with Psybeam, netting some confusion hax the first time, and forcing it to hurt himself in confusion. On the second Psybeam, it finally KO's. GLACIER BADGE GET!!
TM07 too!!
HOLY CRAP THAT TOOK FOREVER!! AGAIN!! What is with these Johto gym leaders these days? Ah well, time to get a move on.
AHH!! RANDOM OLD GUY CALLING ME!!
Oh, it's just Prof. Elm calling me. He says something about how the radio broadcasts are acting all funny, and how maybe Team Rocket has returned (spoiler- NO FREAKING WAY!!), but he doesn't even believe himself. Evidently it's pretty urgent, but I need to heal up, and now!
Hmmm... let's see if I can head to Blackthorn before I go anywhere!
"I don't want to upset you after buying one from me, but...."
BUT WHAT RANDOM OLD GUY WHO I DON'T KNOW IN ANY WAY???
"Buying a RageCandyBar has nothing to do with wheather I'd allow you to pass through here."
OH GIVE ME A FREAKING BREAK!!
"Johto has many places to visit, such as the Lighthouse in Olivine and the Pharmacy at Cianwood."
Visited. Visited. Seriously, I'M NOT A FREAKING IDIOT!!
"Why don't you slow down and enjoy sightseeing?"
OH COME ON!!!
*Ragekill*
*quickly disposes of body behind random tree*
Now, to move on.... oh, I can't do that to you guys, can I? Anyways...
Well, looks like I have to go another way. I seriously think I have to check out that call from the Professor. Oh joy, here we go again...
*FLASHBACK*
*Sees Slowpoke Well, and Mohogany Town TR bases*
Well, I guess I'll just have to go defeat my own group (read: On Smogon)!
But first, a little grinding!
*Montage music starts playing*
OH WOULD YOU STOP CALLING ME MOTHER!!
Ugh. Anyways, Jimer went up a level! Now I have 3 pokemon with over 100 HP! Cool!
*Random Call from Tiffany*
"OH HO HO MY RANDOM CLEFAIRY I LOVE CLEFAIRY HAR DE HAR HAR"
SHUT THE CRAP UP!!!
*leaves*
Moving on, I got TM 36 Sludge Bomb from a guy in a route changer/whatever-the-crap-its-called-thingy, but I'm not sure who to give it to at this point.
Now then, off to Goldenrod, or maybe to the Safari Zone for a little grinding! Hmm, I'm ready to kick some butt, so off to the big city, and the lights of Goldenrod!!
*one short flight on a tiny level 3 Pidgey later*
Here we are! Now, to the underground! Hmm, I actually don't look to bad with a Team Rocket uniform on. Oh well, I've got butt to kick!! To the Radio Tower!!
*007 music plays*
Okay, let's go up these stairs...
AHH!! RANDOM IDIOT ENCOUNTER!!!
Of course, he makes me take of my clothes (rapist), and reveals who I really am to Team Rocket. Now I actually have to do something against these stupid Rocket Grunts!! (I'm lazy)
No matter. King S. will just OHKO the crap out of them.
Now Idiot things he will defeat Lance. Yeah, like that's ever going to happen.
*sarcastic rant*
Anyways, it's time to enter.... THE GAUNTLET!!!
First grunt- King S. OHKO's a single Arbok. Fail.
Second grunt- Tells me, "Oooh, are you scared?" Then sends out a Ratatta. Double fail. Entire team of Ratatta gets OHKOed by Jimer. Triple fail.
Third grunt- Sends out Zubat. FAIL. Has only two Zubat on his team. FAIL THE SECOND. Both get OHKOed by Jimer.
Fourth grunt- Thinks Team Rocket is making a comback. YEAH, RIGHT! Also gets entire team OHKOed by Jimer, except for a Muk, which gets 2HKOed. FAILURES!!!
*flashback*
NEXT!!!
*end flashback*
Next floor:
1st grunt- Thinks he can crush me. Yeah, SURE. Let's go with that. Whut?errrr gets blown up on, but survives with over half health. YEAH!! LIKE A BOSS!! Whut?errrr destroys team after a VERY haxy needing of a potion.
After some quick healing and item purchasing....
1st Scientist- 1 EASY check on Whut?errrr's solo list. Seriously, these Magnimite use Sonicboom after Lock-On. LOLFAIL!
2nd Grunt- Is a total you-know-what and gets A TON OF CRITS with a Weezing, but gets pretty easily destroyed anyways.
NEXT!!
On the 4th floor:
1st grunt- gets destroyed by Twiggy, Jimer, and Whut?errrr, then proceeds to call herself useless (which, btw, she is.)
1st Scientist- Whut?errrr gets OHKOed by a random crit (***** you!!) Charge Beam, Porygon continues to boost, but Whut?errrr hits it with one Water Pulse before getting OHKOed again. Maxieman comes in and 2HKOs no problems.
2nd Grunt- a Golbat Almost Astonish flinches Whut?errrr to death, but after a ton of idiotic hax and evaisiveness/accuracy crap, a Grimer finally KOs Whut?errrr. Beastly cleans out its **** with a Crunch.
NEXT FLOOR!!!
Good grief, how the crap long is this thing? Anyways, it seems I've reached the director's room, but when I attempt to talk to him, with King S. in the lead...
"Ahem, do you hear me?"
Yes, yes I do.
".... I am the Director"
Umm... okay....
"We have decided to broadcast wonderful shows to praise Team Rocket"
AHHHH!! RAPIST!! RAPIST!! SOMEBODY CALL THE ******** COPS ALREADY!!!
"Everyone, I don't want to hear you complaing. Just do a good job to...."
Okay, to what?
*turns towards me*
"Yikes! I am busy impsersonating the..."
Uh-huh. Like your the director. Sure.....
"Who are you?"
HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW ME WHEN I KICKED YOUR BUTT CHAPTERS AGO???
"Oh no, it's you again, Chris?'
WELL NO FREAKING DUH!!!
*Turns into Petrel*
*Boss theme plays after a bit of boring conversation*
Koffing 1: OHKOed.
Weezing: OHKOed. Fail.
Koffing 2: OHKOed. FAILUREZIEZ.
Koffing 3: OHKOed too. JOIN YOUR FRIENDS IN THAT HOLE OVER THERE!! *evil laugh*
Koffing 4: OHKOed again. OH, JUST GET IN THERE ALREADY!!
Koffing 5: Victory by OHKO. Petrel FAIL.
Aww crap, now King S. is above the level of Beastly. Luckily, that shall be fixed in a flash!!
*flash*
Not done yet. Anyways, some random Kimono Girl just showed up. WHEN SPOILERS ATTACK!! That's pretty much exactly what that was there.
Anyways, let's try that again!
*a second flash and one grunt later*
AHH!! RANDOM RED-HEADED RAPIST ATTACK!!!
*Rival battle music plays*
Golbat gets 2HKOed after a miss. Jimer comes in and OHKOs Megainium. Maxieman takes his oppertunity to OHKO Magnimite. Beastly returns to OHKO Haunter, and then 2HKOs Sneasel FTW!!
Well, that was easy. NEXT!!
*one healing trip later*
All right, let's go!
Beastly takes a fine oppertunity to crush a grunt.
Some random Burgaler gets smashed into the ground by Maxieman.
After another call from the most annoying mother in the world, another burgaler follows suit.
The absolutely MOST ANNOYING MOM EVER calls again, Maxieman gets blown up on and is KOed when it crits. I send in Twiggy, who eventually finishes them off.
And the ANNOYER RETURNS, this time with the third call in 3 battles.
ANNOYING MOM, AWAY!!!!!!!!!
Moving on, I revive Maxieman and continue on my way.
*another grunt gets crushed by Jimer*
Okay, next room!
*First grunt I see calls me a brat*
LIKE WE'RE EVER GOING TO BELIEVE THAT!!!
*Maxieman defeats the grunt no problemo*
Anybody know what hyuck is?
Yeah, nope. Maxieman, crush him!!
*does so*
Thanks. Still have no idea what hyuck is, though.
NEXT!!
AHH!! RANDOM SUPER UGLY GRUNT!! MAXIEMAN KILL IT, KILL IT!!
*kills it super easily*
Oooh, TM 82 Sleep Talk!
I talk to the director, and he gives me a Card Key for a slot on the third floor of the Radio Tower.
AHHHHH!! I CAN'T SEE WHERE I'M GOING!! Literally! It must be like a glitch or something. Ah well, let's move on.
After a super speedy healing trip, I head back to the radio tower to unlock that door. With that done, I crush a grunt with Maxieman again real quick, then head upstairs, where the real action begins.
HAHAHAHAHAHA LOL!!! Petril thinks he can show me the wrath of a TR Executive. Now then, to the battle. I send in Maxieman for some XP, then switch him out for Beastly, facing a Golbat. Beastly Ice Fangs for the OHKO. I once again send in Maxieman, then pull him back in favor of Beastly. After a critty, haxy, and full-of-misses session, Beasly is KOed(OOC- Seriously, you guys would not believe the crap this guy pulled on me) Anyways, Maxieman comes in and nets the kill.
Now then, I heal up real quick, and now, it's King S's turn:
*Boss music plays*
Let's dance, Ariana!
King S OHKO's Arbok, but his only attacking moves do nothing to Murkrow, so I send in Maxieman to defeat it (sorry KS, but I'll solo one of Clair's pokemon with King S. for you). Maxieman OHKO's it with Revenge, and King S comes in to finish her off. She sends out Vileplume, who also get's OHKOed like Arbok did, with Psybeam.
Now, it's time, Archie!!
But, you guys will have to wait until next time!!
Badges: 7
Blackouts: 0
Pokemon: Lots. I can't count right now.
Beastly
Level 39
Bashful Nature
-Slash
-Bite
-Ice Fang
-Crunch
Beastly is a beast, as ever. Definatly at the top of the pack out of everyone, but he's really lacking in Steel types coverage, which hinders him a lot. Even so, he has the second best power out of everyone, and once of the best coverages.
King S.
Level 38
Quirky Nature
-Psybeam
-Confusion
-Recover
-Reflect
King S is just great. Amazing power and great speed, coupled with a good STAB move really make a difference. Even so, his physical bulk is awful, and it really hindered him in the battle against Pryce, but he is fast enough to avoid most attacks, almost making up for it.
Whut?errrr
Level 35
Brave Nature
-Zen Headbutt
-Disable
-Water Pulse
-Heatbutt
Whut?errrr has been doing well, but not too well. Her speed is absolutely HORRIBLE, and her power isn't even that good. On the other hand, his physical bulk is very good, and from battling all those Tentacool and Tentacruel, I know that he has 252 Sp. Def EV's, which should help in the long run. It will be great when he evolves in the next few chapters.
Jimer's doing well too. His power is good, speed even better, and his coverage is pretty good. He can even take a few attacks. Jimer has become very useful, almost as both a sweeper and a backup psuedo-wall. His usefulness has dropped a bit lately because of typage of recent gym leaders, and I really don't know when he'll finally be able to evolve, but I hope to evolve him in the next couple of chapters too.
Twiggy @ Miracle Seed
Level 34
Serious Nature
-Acid
-Vine Whip
-Wrap
-Sleep Powder
Soloed tower trainers 3/3
3/3
3/3(I think. Twiggy will be soloing a few trainers next chapter just in case)
Twiggy has really suffered, but barely holds on to 6th place, out of my top 7 truly useful pokemon. Sorry to say, but DJ Ruler's usefulness is almost nonexistent, while Zipo can't even get started (no attacking moves), and IH8IAR wasn't useful from the start. Even so, his power is respectable, but still, his attacks aren't very powerful at all. Evolution would be useful, but now I know why the Bellsprout line isn't very good.
Maxieman
Level 34
Serious Nature
-Focus Energy
-Vital Throw
-Revenge
-Seismic Toss
Maxieman, the biggest overall riser on my team. Maxieman has been great against Steel types, and his power is great. If it weren't for Maxieman, I don't think I would have beaten Jasmine by now.
Well, that's it!! Hope you guys enjoyed Chapter 7, and I'll start on Chapter 8 immeadiatly!