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[Alan]

I'll start

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We're having sex
because I'm stronger than you.

"How would you like to be a single mother?"

Your turn.

 

[BenVdd]

haha that one is amazing.

"Whats up"
girl: not much u
"rub my pants and find out"


lame... sorry

 

[BurningMan]

Does that smell like chloroform to you?

 

[Zacchaeus]

You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see me in your pants.

Your clothes would look great in a crumpled pile on my bedroom floor.

[Lick your finger and touch her shirt] Now let's get you out of those wet clothes

[Beckon to her with one finger] If I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with the other nine

 

[muffinhead]

if i were to ask you on a date, would your answer to that be the same as the answer to this question?

if i told you that you have a hot body, would you hold it against me?

 

[askaninjask]

if i were to ask you on a date, would your answer to that be the same as the answer to this question?

genius

 

[SalTheThief]

those are some nice shoes do you want to have sex?

 

[biggie]

Guy: "Hey girl, do you have any (ethnicity) in you?"
Girl: "No."
Guy: "Want some?"

Guy: "You know what my favorite bone in your body is?"
Girl: "Which?"
Guy: "Mine."

 

[macle]

abracadabra

 

[Glen]

if i could rearrange the alphabet i'd put your sister and i together

 

[Chill Murray]

wanna? fuck

 

[alamaster]

"can I buy you a drink?"

I know I know I'm a sick fuck...

 

[Colonel M]

Can I put my treasure in your chest?

 

[verbatim]

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if i were to ask you on a date, would your answer to that be the same as the answer to this question?

I need to try this.

 

[Stylish Interval]

I’m a necrophiliac. How well do you play dead?

Is your father in jail? Cause if I was your father, I'd be in jail. (funniest one I've heard)

I'd call heaven and tell them they lost an angel but I'm kinda hoping you're a slut.

 

[Trax]

Hi, my name is <name> would you ever consider having sex with me?

 

[Mysterious Trainer]

"I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you're stunning."

"I'd like to get in your rock tunnel."

"You make my Darkrai rise."

"Those are some nice Hoothoots you got there."

"STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?"

"I wish I was a Seaking, so I could Horn Drill you."

"I think we're going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done."

"My Typhlosion knows Eruption."

"Are you from the Hoenn Region? 'Cause you're the only HO I see."

"I heard Meowth's not the only naughty pussy in town."

"My Metapod is pretty weak. Let's battle so it can get some experience."

"Do you have a Ditto in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants." (Sorry, Zacchaeus)

"Do you come to the Viridian Forest often? Because I just want to Pikachu."

 

[RODAN]

"hi im mysterious trainer"

 

[kd24]

hey rodan ;), heard you were looking for a stud, well i got the std and all i need is u ;)

 

[bearsfan092]

if i were to ask you on a date, would your answer to that be the same as the answer to this question?

This is amazing.

 

[Alchemator]

"Hi I'm RODAN, I HAVE BEEN VERY NAUGHTY THIS YEAR"

 

[Xaqwais]

Are you Irish? 'Cause my penis is Dublin.

 

[Fishy]

i promise i don't bite, but i wanna will-o-whisper sweet nothings into your ear

ooooh it seems like my hydro pump got caught in your storm drain

is it me or did I just trace your sap sipper?

 

[gk]

hi, does anyone else know you are here tonight

 

[NatGeo]

do you have a mirror in your pocket because i see myself in your pants

yeah i got nothin