-hello
-welcome to the world of pokemon
-TOUCH MAH (POKe) BALLS!
-WTFBBQ
-oh...so when you hold the knife here and move it like so...
-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
^professor rowan, first encounter
-jokes aside
-watching stupid TV program
-go outside
-you should visit your [strike]rival[/strike] [strike]enemy[/strike] [strike]nemesis[/strike] friend, TreadA1
-that looks pathetic
-but it was the best I could do
-hi tread, you're always in such a hurry
-but you always forget something important
-LMFAO
-walk inside
-oh good, now you're storming around
-outside
-going to Sandgem to meet the Rowan guy
-"If we run through the grass really fast, the wild pokemon can't come out fast enough!"
-uhh...okay, you first
-STOP!
-it's that Rowan guy
-and his 14 year old assistant, Dawn o_O
-sure, I'll take a pokemon!
-chooses piplup
-male FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
-sure, I'll take a pokemon!
-chooses piplup
-male FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
-sure, I'll take a pokemon!
-chooses piplup
-male FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
-sure, I'll take a pokemon!
-chooses piplup
-male FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
-many times later...
-chooses piplup
-female
-goes to lake Verity
-random hobo standing in grass
-hey, if we sneak up behind him and push him like so...
-FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!
^random hobo guy- first encounter
-"I am Cyrus! How DARE you push me into a lake!"
^Cyrus-first encounter
-see ya!
-why do I get the feeling i'll see that guy again
-moving on
-Sandgem Town
-Rowan's lab
-oh wait somehow you beat me here TreadA1
-"Screw your pokedex I'm outta here!!!!!"
-...
-Oh hai, Skarm, I'm Dawn!
-Let me show you around town!
-here's the pokemart
-shopping time
-back to the lab
-ignore females
-acquire Pokedex
-next route
-"Go back and say goodbye to your mother!"
-no
-"But she'll miss you!"
-she was asleep when I left
-at 10 AM
-she won't miss me
-"Go back and say goodbye to your mother!"
-no
-"or I'll beat your ass before we even get to Jubilife!"
-fine
-goes back, leaves note
-here we go
-moving towards Jubilife
-**insert epic montage here**
-arrive in Jubilife
-"Skarm, you should visit the Trainer School!"
-no
-"Oh no, you have broken my cover!"
^random guy in a trenchcoat- first meeting
-w.....t......f..
**turns around**
-"My name is Inspector
Clouseau Looker, and I work for the International Police!"
^Inspector
Clouseau Looker- first meeting
-ok fine, I'll help you
-goes on
-trainer school
-give Tread A1 the map (what a dick)
-heal at Pokemon Center
-go to Oreburgh
-"Let's see how much more powerful you've become!"
-I'm sure you can all wait until the next episode