Multi Gen UPL3 "General Discussion" aka Rap Thread

[Fireburn]

Alright, so we're gonna try to have a smack-talk...uh, I mean general discussion thread this year to see if you people can handle it. However, there is one caveat to posting here: all posts, barring this one, MUST be in rap form. Your post will be deleted if it is not a rap. Raps should also be related to UPL in some way.

You are also not allowed to post here if you are not playing/managing in UPL.

I have zero musical talent so I'm opening the floor to you guys. Don't make this thread suck, I will not hesitate to lock it otherwise. :]

This was Sweep's idea, if this fails miserably it's his fault.

 

[yohoE]

my team is sick
all others will get the dick

 

[Fireburn]

k we're done

 

[Sweep]

Yo, the defendin' champs here to represent
To tell all y'all shitty teams to get bent
Drizzlers are doomed to get drowned by Dice
Nigga warranted a fuckin' obscene price
Apparently Toxic Groundceus is worth 45.5K
Christ, I don't even know what to say
Yohoe, my g, you don't know how to draft
Homie, DracoMasters are not good at their craft
Lucky n bad kitty, hax can't save you now
You can't channel luck to your team, you cow
Hack nigga, did you draft using a dartboard?
How many more bad seasons can the Durians afford?
Finally, we have faint, who used a new strategy
Nigga did NOT draft anything with a pulse, I see
Though the Strongs will suck less ass, I bet
Rest assured, you are still no threat
Now children, this story will come to a close
Looks like Lord Helix will once again roll unopposed

 

[Fireburn]

As promised in the admin thread, I'll reopen this.

Don't blow it.

 

[Krauersaut]

warning: bars are being dropped

Steelphoenix/jackal/kitty, gonna give it a whirl?
Call me Professor Oak - are you a boy or a girl?
Your 'rhymes' are so wack they make me wanna hurl,
You're the salty-ass oyster, I'm the mother fucking pearl.
More based than CTC, don't try to fuck with me,
Only bars that you're droppin' are your team's HP,
The name's Krauersaut, the real MC,
When I pull out (safari) Balls, Skitty used Flee!
Spittin' lyrics faster than Aim destroyed you in SPL,
When we talk about shit, you're rolling deeper than Adele,
Stab you in the back faster than Edgar's cartel,
The annoying prick you are, I need a Max Repel!
Made it to the finals of the Ubers Grand Slam,
Only to lose to a Swede who didn't give a damn,
Nobody wants you, not even Uncle Sam,
Watching you play is worse than getting a rectal exam.
Loses to standard HO week one of POWC,
Yet this kid thinks that he can try to step to me?
Bow down, scrub, get on your knees and fucking plea,
Like Jon Stewart, I slap bitches on the Daily.
You were taught by the master, Hack He Must,
Yet when you play, Another One Bites The Dust,
The RNG Gods on your shoulder are fucking unjust,
Take a page out of Lance's - In Luck He Trusts.
I'm the legacy of 45.5k Dice,
Half of that for your entire team would be overpriced,
Since I feel bad for your parents, give them my advice -
Read the instructions before using the birth control device!
Still a cute little (BAN ME PLEASE), still lucky n' bad,
You drafted Vileman? Better grab the Maxi pads!
Droppin' lyrical bombs like I'm straight up Jihad,
Don't need to look for ways to diss you, there's already a myriad,
Every time you open your mouth, I feel like I'm in hell,
Your "music" sounds like Skrillex raped a Speak and Spell,
If I found a way to shut you up, I'd get a Nobel,
It's the school of good players, and bitch, you're expelled.
Nigga thinks' he's hot shit for going 8-0,
Only thing you're best at is finding ways to throw,
When you Steam Erupt, it only feeds my flow,
'Cause when it "comes" to me, you're literally below...

disclaimer: i love you steel and your music does not sound like skrillex raped a speak and spell ;]


EDIT: blow what, exactly, fireburn? :^]

 

[Edgar]

Time to make my debut as a rapper. Beat.

Inspired by pokemon cypher 2013.

Ayyo, your favorite mexican on the map
Right here to stomp yall with his rap
Some teams are about to get hit
Looking the same as taking a shit
Fossils are a bunch of posers
Even Furai would style on these losers
Gotta feel bad for user aim, my bud
Cus for five weeks he's sticking in the mud
Hack? that nigga only knows how to cry
My bad my bad he also leaves Kebabe's dick dry
Spending 20k on a gimmickE ladderer
Making his team look like death fodder
Skymins here, making niggas flinch without even using Air Slash
By the end of the season you all gonna be looking like Magikarp using Splash

from what I hear....

 

[haxiom]

A "challenger" approaches: its a freaking flying plant
Make way, move out, or prepare to get tramped
I can't imagine, can't fathom how you hope to win
Pretty sure steel's management should be a deadly sin
We're U-turning out when you get in our way
'Cause y'all are such a joke that there's no reason to stay
Okay, communism failed, and so will you today
Since we're made to take names and take the game
Sixty is a hundred- luck is all that you've got
But we're steadfast dropping bars, and we're not ready to stop
Go back to Siberia, watch us rise to the top
Don't mess with our might, or you might just get bopped
Our plays will set the bar so high we may as well be soaring
We'll be scoring and roaring, all the fans will be adoring
There's no happy ending for you after this story
The Genesects are coming now in fire and in glory

I expected more activity so I was going to write a short rap for each week, but yeah there's not so I'll just write a very long one when I get around to it.

 

[Minority]

It's actually a no win scenario so don't relax
If Outrage does lose he'll claim it was hax
The winner will have an ego to the max
All of us lose, these are just the facts

 

[Lord Outrage]

yo bitch who allowed you to set the format of the game
No permission for you to talk in my name
Kitties were always servants of LORDS
you better follow my orders before you get holed

 

[MMII]

yo bitch who allowed you to set the format of the game
No permission for you to talk in my name
Kitties were always servants of LORDS
you better follow my orders before you get holed

He's just giving you the terms of his call out. You accept them if you want.

 

[bruno]

Listen here Lord Outrage you don't talk to steel like that
If you ever do half the things he did you can go ahead and call me back
Steve Angello gonna blow you out, call a nigga 3-0 threat
If you kill one Pokémon that would already be an upset
Skymins out here, with the autowin adress
Even a 3-0 ou player in dis what the fuck is this mess
This is an easy win we don't care if you ignore
Guess you're all rubbish, call you niggas Garbodor
Now durians can go back to the be pitiful
And pray to basedlord for some kind of miracle
Because this week is already ours just look at the lineup
This is looking like an easy snackwlap call me ShakeitUp


b-b-b-b-beatdown and i'm out.

 

[Krauersaut]

The name's Krauersaut, here to style on some has-beens,
If you haven't heard of me, I don't know where the fuck you've been,
Playing all these retards like a Violin,
Call me DJ Khaled, cause all I all I do is win.

VOD loses yet again, classic
Call me Bergmite, cause i'ma crash you like the Titanic,
Your 'plays' are so see-through they're holographic,
Be warned, younger viewers - these bars are graphic.

The Skymins are what happens when you OD on crack,
Helmed by another white kid who thinks he's black,
You'd never guess this nigga got taught by Hack,
Cause the Souldews are hungry, and these guys look like a snack!

Speaking of Hack, may he rest in peace,
With the metric tonne of salt he left in his memory,
With the PTR/Astounded/Outrage combo of three,
He might've drafted drunk and stoned, but it wasn't a masterpiece.

yohoE put the nails in Hack's coffin, no pun intended,
But he went over the daily dick sucking recommended,
This isn't an Inside Scoop thread, so I won't get offended,
But your idiotic, egotistical reign of terror has finally ended.

Sweep my nigga, going for two years in a row,
But the Souldews are gonna sink you like a free throw,
Tried to save the rap thread, but just sent it down low,
Like my nigga Edgar would say: "uhh, hellO?"

Yo Drizzlers, sorry to rain on your parade,
But if Melee Mewtwo's any example, none of you are ever getting laid,
What do you get when you mix hairspray and blue suede?
A 45.5k that can quite literally go either way!

Souldews, coming up fast from behind,
Fly circles on our Latis while Harsh Sunlight leaves you blind,
Rock you like Steve Angello +1 Gear Grind,
Y'all niggas don't stand a chance against these kinds of minds.

pce xoxo

e: someone take shots at me pls this is boring if it's just me e.e