ahahaaha these are brilliant

hahahaha

Dear crabnebula,
You are crabnebula.

During the night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - FoS USER" You will cast a finger of suspicion in your target's general area. By gauging their reaction, you will know whether they are aligned with you or not.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Ask USER to post" You will ask that user to post in a NOC game via IRC. Since you are not allowed to post at night in NOC, the host will delete their post and disqualify them from the game, effectively killing them.

Dear CaptKirby,
You are CaptKirby.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Vehemently deny everything" You will deny any roles that target you from happening. Denying night actions does not make them non-successful, but it does prevent them from getting any kind of informative results.

You may also send a PM entitled "Night X - Judge USER's music taste" You will keep on ranting about your target's music collection and how it is not optimal at all, causing them to hear nothing but you. This will prevent them from getting any night results from the host. You may not vehemently deny everything and judge a user's music taste on the same night.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - (o¡o) USER" You will fly over this user's head and drop bird shit on them. They will spend the rest of the game trying to wash it out of their hair, effectively killing them. This kill will not work on Lightwolf, since he never washes his hair. If you ever try to (o¡o) Lightwolf, you will spend the rest night and day unable to do anything but rant about why he should wash his hair.

Dear Thorns,
You are Thorns.

You are not actually playing in this mafia, you are not on the user list, and you cannot be lynched or killed. However, you may post as much as you want in the thread as if you were in the game, making slightly clever remarks about the game.

You win if you post 2 times a day, every day, and once at night, and user billymills tells you to stop posting more than once.

ahaha this is a good thread

That's not funny because nobody here knows your irl background. This discussion is mostly for funny things. And also Jackal posts.

edit: only left here cause of the jackal burn, the offending posts have been deleted

Dear Shiv,
You are Shiv.

At night, you must send a PM entitled "Night X - viva fidel". This does nothing. Posting it in the current thread in the main forum will have the same effect.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Idling in USER's channel" You sit in their irc channel and do nothing, creating an incredible stench that will drive them out, effectively killing them.

Dear AvatarST,
You are AvatarST.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Playing Touhou". The next day, you will have beaten the game on the hardest difficulty, causing your vote to be worth quadruple. If you are targeted with any ability during the night it will break your concentration and cause you to commit suicide.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Giving USER some hentai" You will slip them a link to the hentai game you translated, causing them to become addicted and lose interest in mafia.

Wow, this thread really went downhill.

Pages 3 and 4 belong with Megaman Mafia.

i deleted a lot of bad ones

O, so mines bad now huh? Now, time to troll this disscussion, but first, I need to go to bed.

(But seriously, what is, or should I say was, wrong with my mafia roles, I did seriously put a lot of hard work into them, thanks Mekkah thanks (sarcasm))