I'm surprised no other firm gives out loans, so I guess I'll do it.

Here is the firm to get loans. So, what are loans you ask? Loans are where a bank (or the Pippy Firm in this case) gives you money. Sounds great right?! Well, there's a catch. The catch is that you have to pay back the firm what you took out along with some interest.

Here's how the interest works here: when you take out the loan, you will owe what you took out plus 10% interest. (so if you take out 100§, you owe 110§) After 4 weeks, that interest will go up to 20%. (now you would owe 120§), and after another 4 weeks, 40% (now you would owe 140§). If 4 more weeks pass and you still have yet to pay, you will be forced to pay me immediately (possibly having to sell some of stocks). If you don't pay them, Moniz will kick you out of the SUSE.

So, why would you want to invest? Loans are an easy way to make HUGE profit. Here's in example. Let's say you take out a loan of 1000§ and put it all into TPR stocks which are at 15§ a piece. Now let's say after 2 weeks, those stocks go up to 30§. If you sold them, you would make a whopping 1980§! After you pay off the loan (which would be 1100§) you would have made a profit of 990§! See how big the profit could be?!

That isn't strictly true. you can only buy 66 stocks that cost 15§ (total 990§) with 1000§
Then when you sell them you get 1980§ for a profit of 990§ (- Interest = 890§)
Just a nitpick but yeah, if you want me to delete this post just say.

Thanks

I want to take out a 114§ loan please. I'm planning to use it on 2 TRC stocks. I should be able to get the money back to you in a timely manner.

Ok

Barely any profit but i don't want to get 20% interest so I'll pay you 125§.

I get 3§, yayzees.