Do it here!
I have one.
"Who Needs...?"
"Who needs friends?" - "I have AI"
"Who needs Co-op?" - "Second Controller"
"Who needs Sunlight?" - TV is bright enough!"
"Who needs a life?" - "Better life is all I need"
"Who needs to be social?" - " Trolling is good enough!"
"Who needs a girlfriend?" - "I have Cortana..."
"Who needs fun?" - "The world of Harry Potter is very cool!"
"Who needs Medals?" - " I have achievements!"
