Are you kidding? Piggie resists fire, meaning it's nigh impossible not to either overcook or undercook. Not to mention Blaze preventing you from eating it without receiving a not-so-healthy share of carcinogens from its meat charring itself into a cinder...
Bacon is still awesome though, and a million times easier to cook. Oh, and don't forget ham, my favorite lunch meat.
And since I have assimilated this group anyway, I now make the rules. PIGGIE WILL NOT BE EATEN.
