This is a site with lots of hilarious quotes and other random crap about band, dug up from the deepest corners of the internet.

http://pquotesonline.uni.cc/band-quotes/band-humor.html

Not necessarily for discussion, just to provide some lulz.

Leave it to us band geeks to not use complete senten-
Heyy, almost got me.
In Jazz, our director would shout "Boners, Bone it!" when he wanted us to play.
Hehe.

Directors tend to be ... funny.
In the (little) orchestra - if that is the right word - our director has so far threatened to cut off my feet for sitting the wrong way, our drummers hands, hands off all clarinette players... and my hands for making him remember all this.

Also I´d like to ask: are the jokes about bass-players being stupid as common in other countries as here behind God´s back?
I´d like to poin out at I by no means insist that basists would be stupid, it is just that because basics of bass are easy to learn, it is a popular group of musicians to joke about.

a very surprising amount of the stereotypes fit me. scary.

This one time at band camp girls danced for us in their window

true story mlib

Dude, MLIB too.