Bomber provides a choice of two vehicles, one old-fashioned and one futuristic both with the ability to rain down explosive destruction.
Vampire seems to be almost invincible, at least on the title screen. Even God loses to Vampire. The only way it can be beaten is, appropriately, by a person wielding a stake, then it goes down in a few hits.
Extension Ladder is twice as long as a normal ladder. You can stack them two or three high. Indispensable for getting to heights if you don't want to fly.
Atheist will run away from God. But give the Atheist a weapon and he will attack God!