TWO HALVES. THEY COULD NOT CONTAIN THE RAW UNSTOPABLE POWER OF THE LUGIA SO THEY HAD TO SPLIT IT UP BUT IT DID NOT WORK.
LIKE SERIOUSLY FUCK. LOOK AT THAT ART.
130 FUCKING HP BITCH DONT MESS.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT DOESNT EVEN MATTER THAT ITS ATTACK COSTS



SINCE ITS POKEPOWER, OCEAN GROW LETS YOU TAKE THE TOP 5 CARDS OF YOUR DECK, ATTATCH ALL ENERGIES TO LUGIA AND RAPE. IF YOU HAVE THE RIGHT ENERGY YOU CAN USE IT FOR OWNING ON THE FIRST TURN YOU PLAY IT. WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE.
IT ALSO DOES 200 FUCKING DAMAGE
THIS MOTHERFUCKER ALSO ONLY HAS

RETREAT COST. WHAT A FUCKING BARGAIN. ADD A FUCKING
EXPERT BELT AND IT BECOMES UNKILLABLE AND HAS 150 HP. FUCK.
YOU MIGHT BE THINKING "HANG ON BILLY MAYS, YOU CAN ONLY HAVE TWO AT ONCE SINCE IT COMES IN TWO HALVES." WELL FUCK YOU YOU CAN USE FUCKING
MANTINE TO SEARCH OUT YOUR DECK. PLUS THERE ARE LIKE 50 FUCKING TRAINERS THAT LET YOU LOOK FOR POKEMON CARDS LIKE
BEBE'S SEARCH.
BITCH YOU DON'T WANNA MESS WITH THIS SHIT.
FINAL RATING:
10/10
IT'S FUCKING UNKILLABLE AND WILL DO MASSIVE DESTRUCTION TO ANYTHING.
this card of the week was brought to you by Billy Mays (RIP).
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