Let us sort fact from stereotype:

1. Indians DO NOT have small weeners.

2. Not all Indians are vegetarians.

3. Indians are NOT Asian. We are Caucasian genetically.

4. WE DO NOT worship a man with an elephant's head.

You guys got anything else?

5. Indians DO have standards of personal hygiene.
(some of my friends think Indians don't use deodorant...)

6. Most Indians DO NOT wear turbans.
(judging from the average white man's impression of India, you would think that we were a Sikh theocracy...)

7. NOT ALL Indians have the sexual mentality of a five-year-old.
(though some come close, in my experience)

#3 can be very wrong. South Indians are Dravidians, nothing to do with the Aryans which branched off to Europe and The Subcontinent

Just thought I'd say that

You guys missed a couple which I think are pretty important.

8. NOT ALL Indians have thick accents.

9. NOT ALL Indians are Hindu. Also, Hindi (the language) and Hinduism (the religion) are DIFFERENT.

Lol @ Nik S D's #9. But yes, that is true, however I am Hindu >.>

It's pretty true that Indians want to steal your jobs though.

Yeah, I stole Surgo's.

we do worship a god with an elephant's head though

Kind of similar to what niks already said, but 10. We aren't all Muslim.

11. Not ALL Indians are terrorists (maybe just a FEW are?)

10. INDIAN IS NOT A FUCKING LANGUAGE.