"You are trapped in a featureless sphere and are granted complete immortality until you choose to do one of the following: Kick an Espeon, or Eat a PIGGIE sandwich (it's a live PIGGIE). Choosing to do nothing causes them both to die to ebola and leaving the sphere causes Espeon to evolve into a Zubat"

can i do both?

Well damn. Kicking Jumpmans signature pokemon is not something you can do everyday. But...just a questian, you can do ANYTHING (to the piggie sandwich and Espeon) in this sphere and you will not leave until you either kick the Espeon or eat the Piggie.

Man I would so want to stay in that paradise.

How do you leave if you are trapped?

Piggie sandwich sounds good. :P

I would kick espeon becaue I would rather save Espeon from Ebola than piggie. It wouldn't be easy though. :'(