and therefore the best please open your mouths in preparation for my ejaculatte

it is like a latte

but with semen

Okay, the oldest person we are aware born in 1993. However, they may still be a person older than you born in 1993. I assume you are from the western side of the World. To be technical, I don't think you the oldest. There are probably a user who was born 1993-1-1 on the eastern side of the world, who is technically older.

Cool, but I'd have been satisfied with plain coconut milk...

17/10 looks cooler than 1/1 imo

and October sounds cooler than January

so this means I'm cooler than you

crap i forgot to remove while copying the text because it was in the first post and I wanted to be cool by posting it in 3 posts