lol. I just had to

Beldum (PWNarm) @ Leftovers
Clear Body
252 HP/ 252 ATK/4 SP.D
Adamant
~Iron Head
~Iron Defense
~Body Slam
~Zen Headbutt
This is my Anti-Lead. It PWNs every other lead.

Magikarp (PWNgeneral) @ Leichi Berry
Swift Swim
4 HP/252 ATK/ 252 SPE
Adamant
~Bounce
~Flail
~Tackle
~Splash
This guy truly PWNs. Whenever there's a fire type attack at my team, I absorb it, activate Leichi, then Bounce bugs and Flail crap.

Wynaut (PWNblob) @ Leftovers
Shadow Tag
252 HP/ 252 DEF/ 4 SPE
Bold
~Counter
~Mirror Coat
~Encore
~Safe Guard
If anything starts sweeping my team, I'll just kill it with this. Safe Gaurd > Destiny Bond because it won't do good with status.

Unown (PWNletter) @ Choice Specs
Levitate
4 HP/ 252 SP.A/ 252 SPE
Modest
~HP: Fire
This thing sweeps so easily that it gets glasses on one eye.

Combee (PWNhoney) @ Life Orb
Honey Gather
4 ATK/ 252 SP.A/ 252 SPE
Rash
~Air Cutter
~Ominous Wind
~Bug Bite
~Tailwind
It sweeps and it speeds up my team with tail wind. It's super fast. On the shoddy ladder, it preformed better than Ditto so I replaced him.

Burmy (PWNbagworm) @ Leftovers
Shed Skin
252 HP/ 4 ATK/ 252 SP.A
Mild
~HP: Rock
~Bug Bite
~Tackle
~Protect
This thing. Kills everything. Every bug gets killed, and Unown is killed by Bug Bite. Tackle is for pesky pokemon, like.....
Protect is to scout for moves.
Best team evar right? Needs opinion.