So why do these idiots believe in "God" in the first place?

laws of physics sez hai.

Because they're so ignorant they actually listen to a book, and I'm new to this club so hello.

Because they're so dumb they listen to a book, and hello, I'm new to this club.

because some delusion/stupid/idon'tknow faggots believed it back then because barely anything was explained but then people got attached and started teaching it to their kids and it climbed up to political power and they keep forcing their kids to believe and practically if you aren't a believer of x religion you're probably some sort of sick criminal and it goes on and on and on for years.

until we get smart enough. the majority of us, at least.

They believe in deities because at one point in the development of human history, it was probably advantageous to have a society based on arbitrated standards which happened to line up with the values that would be conducive to a positive society and progress. Those groups whose laws were not positive and supportive of the population would end up weaker. The beneficial laws were simply attached to the idea of an immutable person who's "just like me but bigger and stronger and perfect," and combined with fear tactics and persuasive bullying coupled with the idealization of faith so no one questions where people are deciding their standards from, the situation seems ripe for these sort of social developments to spring up.

I feel like it was unavoidable that people would get together, sit and think for a while, and decide supernatural stuff based on random musings, and then use that to form a cohesive society. In this way religion is respectable for helping to further organize politics.

Cause God did exactly wut it sez in the beyeble!!!one

First of all, they aren't necessarily idiots. Some of the smartest people on the planet have been religious (and Obama w00t).
Also, they believe in God because they need an explanation for the world. Back in 4000 BCE, people looked up, and wondered, "Why does the Sun come out? Why are there stars? Why are humans on this planet?" They didn't think it was possible for all of this to occur naturally, so they thought there must be some higher being. Why they still believe this, however, is beyond me.

Now despite all the evidence that the Bible is a load of Bi-Bull, don't go spouting off this in public, or you might find the police knocking on your door, reading you your Miranda's.

If god was real their would be no Justin beiber. God is highly illogical a ghost person in the sky that made the world in 7 days a school tried to make me Christian and I just said f*ck that sh*t if he's real why hasn't he helped us. But if I had to pick a religion it would be budisim as there all about peace and you can eat pork and beef and lamb(drooling).

I want to a catholic school and we had to have assemblys on god. that's a part of my life i will never get back now. and damn u wacky tabacky now im hungry

I honestly can't believe there are people in this world who still take extremely old religious texts seriously anymore. And there are wars that fight over who's religious texts are right. Science has brought everything to us, including extended life expectancy, the internet, motor vehicles, etc. People still believe that we should take steps back into the dark ages. The bible is nothing more than a book that mortal men wrote and claimed it to be "god's words". They came up with the idea of god so they can have an answer to what they didn't know. The bible has no knowledge that we know today, it only has the knowledge what people knew back then. If it didn't, it wouldn't be saying things like, to kill leprosy, you have to kill birds. That's more voodoo than religion or science. You can't get outside knowledge just by talking to your imaginary friend.

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able to? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able to, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing to? Then where did the evil come from? Is he neither able nor willing to? Then why do we call him God?