So I took this crazy vaction to HANOI last week which turned out to be a big mistake since they are apparently in the process of WMD. The ARRAY of new military bases in Vietnam caused a turmoil between the people so they started fighting it out with the weapons. It was a total NUKE TOWN. The VILLA I was staying in was attacked, so I decided to hide out at an abandoned FIRING RANGE until the CRISIS cooled over. It didn't, so I was stuck on the GRID alone for a while until this asian girl who was forced out of her home also came there to hide. We got acquainted well and started to cozy up to one another for comfort until I finally couldn't take it anymore so I CRACKED my pants open. My package took a nice trip through her JUNGLE real good until she hit her SUMMIT. Then I was ready for LAUNCH. My hot, liquid RADIATION covered her face and I was going to let her suck, but the place was blown up with her in it, while I barely escaped with my life. I swear, next vacation I'm going to HAVANA.
