Yeah, what then?

Dear Earthworm,
You are Earthworm.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - jumpluffffffffff?" You will call, stalk and whois until you find jumpluff, and everything you put in the main body will be anonymously delivered to her. You cannot use this power if jumpluff used her ragequit ability or if her phone connection is busy due to Zak91 calling her.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - wormbot, kick USER" You will command your best friend wormbot to kick your target out of #warau, effectively killing them.

Dear Gmax,
You are Gmax.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - /whois USER" You will focus on doing a WHOIS scan on your target during the entire night. At one point or another, IRC will slip up somehow and you will find out their alliance.

Once in the game, you may send a PM entitled "Day X - Netsplit" All services on IRC will crash during the following night, which will make your /whoising strategy all the more effective. You will be able to find out your target's Smogon name and role, and your /whois cannot be prevented in any way other than your death.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - I wish to build Super Android 17, USER" You will assume an anonymous identity and somehow draining all info out of your target, who will commit suicide after he realizes what he's done, killing them. Realizing how broken your strategy was, you will instantly forget everything he told you.

Dear jumpluff,
You are jumpluff.

Once in the game, you may send a PM entitled "Day X - ;_; please" All votes made against you will count against the user you voted for.

If you are ever lynched during the day, you will ragequit, causing a lot of desperate people to forget what they were doing the next night and try to get you to come back on IRC over MSN. Anyone who voted for you during the day you were lynched will be unable to perform a night action.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - USER made me cry" You will tell everyone on Shoddy, WiFi, #warau and Serebii that your target made you sad, which will all of your followers to mob them and ban them from the internet, killing them.

Dear cyzir_visheen,
You are cyzir_visheen.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - lol" The moment the host sees your PM, the host will edit "lol" into the last post made on the anonymous forums without mentioning your name. You may only use this ability twenty times per day.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Put USER into the CRAZY STAIRS" You will send your target into the stairs painting of M.C. Escher. They will have no way of figuring their way out of there, effectively killing them.

Dear Lesm46,
You are Lesm46.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - It's but a flesh wound" If you are targeted for a kill during that night, only one of your limbs will be slashed off, but you will be able to tell who tried to kill you. You may only use this ability while you still have limbs left, which means you can prevent a kill on you four times.

If you are ever killed at night, you have to send a PM entitled "Night X - Never mind" to show you are no longer executing your action.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - I'm not the wolf, it's not me, USER" Your target will falsely accuse you of being evil, and you will obliterate them before he can prove your guilt, effectively killing them.

Dear pookar,
You are pookar.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - wat" Alternatively, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - wut" Neither do anything.

Because nobody ever listens to you, your vote during the day is void.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Would you like some making fuck, USER?" You will spam annoying berserker lyrics to this person until their ears and eyes stop functioning, effectively killing them.

Dear Mekkah,
You are Mekkah.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - !ooga" You will be given +q status in your current channel, making you immune to all roles during the current night. As long as at least one of Earthworm and junior is alive, you will be ChanServ kicked if you try to !ooga two nights in a row, so you are not allowed to do that until both of these users are dead.

During the day, you may send a PM entitled "Day X - Start a Fire Emblem discussion" You will anonymously post a tier list of your Fire Emblem game of choice, and everyone who wishes to vote has to reply to the day thread with a 3-page essay on changes on your tier list. Every vote post that does not contain a Fire Emblem essay on this length is void.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Change USER's password" You will abuse the Smogon Admin CP to change their password to an obscure Fire Emblem character they will never guess, so they will be unable to log in ever again, effectively killing them.

Dear Jedil,
You are Jedil.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Let USER get the cigars out of the junkyard" You and your target will be immune to any inspections from unaligned users, however, your votes are also void during the next day. If you use this power when the game would end next night, you will be notified of this at day start.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - FUCK TIGER USER" You will get up at 5am to cast a suicide vote on your target, which they will never see coming, effectively killing them. If you send this command within 2 minutes of the deadline, this kill cannot be blocked by a bodyguard.

Dear Toothache,
You are Toothache.

At day, you may send a PM entitled "Day X - Did none of you watch DBZ?" You will submit 'over 9000' as a wittybot submission then ask why nobody voted for you. Out of fury, everyone will vote you for the current lynch, saving the person who was actually being lynched. You will trade aliases, so the person who was being voted for will have a new and hopefully unknown alias to work with.

In every post in the public forums, you must include one of the following: a terrible pun, an overdone joke or a Pokemon reference. Breaking this posting restriction will void your vote for the next day.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Bid 5m for USER's station" You will make an enormous offer on your target's station, which will cause them to die of laughter, effectively killing them.

Dear LonelyNess,
You are LonelyNess.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Release USER's spreadsheet" If this user is aligned with you, the host will post every single PM sent to his anonymous alias in public. Your target will lose the game. If this user is not aligned with you, you will be godkilled and lose the game regardless of your winning condition.

In every post in the public forums, you must insist people claim to you. Not doing so will make your vote void for the next day.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Infect USER with face AIDs" While asking for claims you will lean a tad too close to your target, infecting them with face AIDs, killing them. If anyone sends a PM during the night entitled "Night X - Maybe you should wash your face more often, LonelyNess" you will be too enraged to perform this action.

Dear Hipmonlee,
You are Hipmonlee.

At day, you may choose to end your post with "Have a nice day" This will make your vote count triple.

You are in posession of your Computer. If the computer is ever stolen from you, you will be killed within one cycle unless you can get it given back to you in time.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - They don't call me Mr. Bump for nothing, USER" You will wrap and choke your target in Mr. Bump's bandages, killing them.

Dear GreenPikachu,
You are GreenPikachu.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - How do you want your role, USER?" You will invent a rough role concept for your target, but allow them to do the finishing touch. Your target's role will no longer have any negatives attached to them. What that means, the host isn't entirely sure of yet.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - USER died, he was a Stormtrooper" I will write a story later, but you're killing them.

Dear imperfectluck,
You are imperfectluck.

At night zero, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - I think I'll do this" You will specify three goals for yourself during this game, which can include someting like 'I want to screw over this user' or 'I only want underaged girls to win'. These goals may not have anything to do with your actual win condition.

At other nights, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Drive 2319832798 miles to see USER" where USER can be a Smogon name or anonymous alias. You will get into your car and drive across the country to meet your target, and receive all of the info available on them. Since the drive is so long, this action takes two rather than one night to complete. You only have enough gas to drive this distance twice, and you also want to drive back, so you can only do this once. Oh, and by everything, I mean EVERYTHING.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Refresh the forums until you find out USER's timezone" You will locate your target by checking at what time they post, then troll them to death, killing them.

oh my dear lord ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ipls, gps and lonelyness' were fantastic. I want to make some. Where's mine though?

Dear thunda,
You are thunda.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - glom is the sound a USER makes" In the main body, you may include a 4-letter sequence (for example, glom) and at the end of the night you will receive every alias that has said this word on any forum, public or private.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Feed USER some of my burgers" You will fry a hamburger with a cigarette lighter and sell it to your target, causing severe food poisoning, killing them.

Yours was terrible so I edited it.


Dear Jackal,
You are Jackal.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Keep up my reputation of good player by getting a broken role" You will overwrite your current role with a new one where you have five aliases, a way to cover yourself from inspections, lynches and night kills, and the win condition 'You win if you are the last player alive'.

You may also send a PM entitled "Night X - Pregame deal with USER" You will travel back in time and make a deal with your target to reveal your roles to each other regardless of win condition. You will find that it only works if your target is Shiv or AvatarST. If your role name is ever changed to GreenPikachu, you will be able to collaborate with matamato.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Co-host USER's game" You will offer to co-host a game by your target, but ditch him three nights in, forcing your target to abandon his game and flee from the angry mob of mafia players, effectively killing them. This ability will not work on any Viva la Mafia hosts.

Dear blue_light,
You are blue_light.

At night, and once, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - All are a power play". That night, any action a user makes will be dramatically increased in power. For example, an honest bodyguard will turn into a BPV bodyguard that can blackmail people into saying things, and becomes wolf if his BPV is broken, and is immune to inspection.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Get USER!" Everybody playing the mafia game will think that USER is Thorns, and torch his house, immediately killing him, even if Thorns isn't playing.

my thunda one was definitely better than that put it back

and ahahaha i expected that exact role pm for me looks about right.

Dear Doomsday,
You are Doomsday.

During the day, you may make a post with the message "the nigger alarm says to vote for USER". "nigger alarm" must be in red, bolded, italicized, and underlined. If the previous user posted a lynch vote, their vote will be counted towards the user the nigger alarm told them to vote for. They will not be informed of this.

In addition, if given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Here's a change of nice pace, USER" You will deliver a violent blow to the donkey that powers their computer, mortally wounding it and effectively removing the user from the game.


Dear Outlaw,
You are Outlaw.

In every post you make, regardless of whether the forum is public or private, you must use purple text and include either sexual innuendo, a reference to the fact that you are the fastest being in existence, or the nonsensical phrase "WRYRYRYRYRYRYRYRYR". Failing to do this will void your vote the next day.

If given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "NIGHT x – Racing against USER" You will race against your target causing them to die of exhaustion, killing them. If your target is Usain Bolt, your kill will fail and you will commit suicide due to the shame of losing a race.

Dear Thorns
You are Thorns

During the day, you may make a post in a mafia you are not in. If the day or night in said mafia passes without someone telling you to get fucked, you will get SECRET POWERS (oooh).

If given the adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Send Tentazard to USER". Your Tentazard will go after your target and use the deadly Belly Drum + Toxic Spikes combo to kill them.

When day action is successfully passed

Your secret powers activate. At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Oh, what are my powers?". You will recieve a PM back saying "You don't have any powers. Sorry, you're still useless."

Dear cookie,
You are cookie.

At night, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - How about this master plan with USER2, USER1?" You will propose a stupid plan involving USER2 to USER1. USER1 will completely ignore your suggestion, and won't be able to target USER2 at night to avoid following your ridiculous plan.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - Pulling a Gmax on USER" You will pretend to have recruited your target to find out their hideout, then push them into a manhole, killing them.

Usain Bolt is a snail compared to the great AZURE TYPHOON!

Dear thunda,
You are thunda.

During the day, you may send a PM entitled "Day X - Go shopping" You will buy a white jacket and white shoes, draw huge green eyes on them and wear them publicly. Anyone voting for you will be so dumbfounded that their vote will sound unconvincing and count against themselves instead.

In addition, if given adequate authority, you may send a PM entitled "Night X - USER1, look, USER2 is a batty man" You will get on the same bus as USER2 and make fun of this retarded fuck, until they jump out of the bus out of spite and shame, which will effectively kill them. Your friend USER1, who must be on your team, will laugh with you but this cruel act will make them feel so bad that they won't be able to talk in the public forums during the next day.