Your values is a disarrayed, prioritizing horribly
Unhappy with the riches cause your piss poor morally
Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning,
and mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?
My appearance, ability, and awesomeness strike fear into the hearts of any sane battler and my thorny vines drop the opposing forces just an iron ball plowing into a man's genitals.