WOMEN WITH PHDs TAKING IT UP THE DING-HOLE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? WATCH THIS MOTHER STICK AN ENTIRE REFRIGERATOR UP HER BUTT! THESE WOMEN ARE FORNICATING GIRAFFES, ERECT BABOONS, WAITING FOR YOU. WAITING FOR YOU!
[09:09] <&Jellicent> man, i just had the weirdest fuckin dream
[09:09] <&Jellicent> i was on some weird alien planet
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and, like, we met an alien
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and i had to kill it for some reason
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and it just stood there calmly as i beat it in the head with a bat
[09:09] <&Jellicent> until it died
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and then that night, another alien got off in the dead alien's mouth
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and when we woke up, we put the corpse in a trash bag
[09:09] <&Jellicent> and the guy in charge was like "a dead alien with jizz in it's mouth... boys, we could make some money off of this"
[09:10] <&Jellicent> and we just started collecting alien corpses, which would then get mouth fucked by other aliens
[09:10] <&Jellicent> and, i didn't understand it and now i'm awake
