My appearance, ability, and awesomeness strike fear into the hearts of any sane battler and my thorny vines drop the opposing forces just an iron ball plowing into a man's genitals.
I heard you ditched me for Folgorio upon his recent return, so I became frantic with worry and decided to move on in a last ditch attempt to make you jealous and make you run back to me :(.
We will settle this everlasting love battle in Smogon Tour, which you should make me teams for by the way.