Danmire

Also:

Please don't tell me I have made more than your entire account in four days. I have:

3 keys
3.33 in metal
(1.33) Name tag
(1.00) Vintage Jarate + S. Detonator (if I can sell high)
about 20 clean weapons

That's about 5 keys and 1.55 in metal. This is all profit. Friday night, I started with a Powerjack and a dream. This is how far I've gotten.

Wait so I have to give you 3000 buds to fight you IRL and you'll give me real genuine money? okay...I'll probably lose but I'd go for a lot of cheap shots...

dude I am also perfectly okay with 2 keys and 2 ref but I'll check your inventory and I'm sure we can work something out I'm not here to scam you (yet).

I just realized that I said whatever 3 times in two sentences.

Umm she might only go two keys and her price is firm; she has a fair amount of trading experience. If you're willing to give me 3 keys for the fast leaner, you can keep the decal tool and draw yourself a nice dick or whatever on your conscientious objector or whatever. If you don't need the decal tool, I'll take it for a scrap or whatever.

ALSO: THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME DEAL I AM SELLING GENUINE CLEAN AFRICAN WATER FOR 3000 BUDS ACT NOW I HAVE WILLING BUYERS!

Oh...the one on my friends list.

you should add this girl (Princess Luna, that is. *I'm* journal square).

Princess Luna is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Journal Square: hahaa true
Journal Square: if you need anything else, feel free to ask :P
Princess Luna: any pyro items -misc-
Journal Square: nah sorry
Journal Square: my friend is selling a burning bongos
Journal Square: you should add him
Journal Square: (he's desperate for one of my fast learners)
Princess Luna: is that a food?
Journal Square: nah it's a pyro misc
Journal Square: :P
Journal Square: MTP
Journal Square: his username is Danmire
Journal Square: he's on my friends list, you should add him!
Princess Luna: I can buy it if "he" add's me.
Journal Square: he was last on an hour ago

Just saw someone craft a fast learner on a trade server =/

Also after starting with a lone power jack 3 days ago, I am now up to over 3 keys worth of stuff.

haha that purugly......
Jesus has it really been two years? Woah

i didn't see the parody for a second
i was scared