aamto

i find your lack of funk disturbing

i hereby open the ceremonies of the day of honour and glory

may many more of these days follow

i hereby declare the twenty second of may to be the official jonesdom holiday of honour and glory, for the first lieutenant deserves recognition for his acts of heroism in the great empire of space

congratulations on your fire emblem graduation, matthew garcia amato

matthew 'machine gun' amato

first lieutenant soil farmer of the jonesdom and commander in chief of operation great barryr reef

and the fourth law of barry shall obligate you to tear the roof of every mothersucker within general vicinity

that means sir matthew garreth amato is the deadliest son of a bitch in space

my name is barry, king of kings

look on my works ye mighty, and despair

do you promise to funk

the whole funk

and nothing but the funk?