Not to be a grumpy grover and completely miss the joke, but on the off chance that you are a serious poster and not a troll (which I doubt), I suggest you lurk some more before you post so you can get a better idea of how things work around here.
Don't let those moderators get you down! I am anxious to learn more about the every day struggles of the infamous James Burns! How did you manage to brave it out through the streets with people driving large Cars and SUVs while at the same time carrying your dog. It must have been a real struggle and I can't wait to learn more of your illustrious story.
