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ButteredToast
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ButteredToast

Male, 23, from Akron, Ohio, USA

I'm a certified G and a bona fide stud. And you can't. Teach. That. Jul 12, 2017

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Viewing thread Game of Thrones, Jul 23, 2017 at 6:19 PM
    1. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      I'm a certified G and a bona fide stud. And you can't. Teach. That.
    2. Old_Gregg
      Old_Gregg
      Going off what you said in that post, I truly believe we are in the era of narcissism and that the advent of technology has brought this upon us all. We will never be more readily connected to one another, yet so alienated at the same time again. Strange times man.
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        It is not a unique human thing that is new.... it is just more easily seen than it was in the past. More in your face and recognizable.
        May 12, 2017
      2. Old_Gregg
        Old_Gregg
        I will agree but disagree my friend. Yes, ego has always played a big role here; but when Narcissus saw his reflection in the water and fell in love is not really comparable. The happenstance that Narcissus came upon his reflection was chance. This platform we have been given to place our ego upon is anything but chance. This is no accident. It is the will of some to deter man from enlightenment. Strange times indeed.
        May 13, 2017
    3. Stallion
      Stallion
      I'm stuck between keeping Darvish (for 4 rounds later a price tag) and Corey Seager in Del Rios league. Originally my choice was Seager but now I'm leaning towards Darvish...it's tough having lots of good keepers. Villar is also an option as is Gary Sanchez.
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      2. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Stop using my profile to carry your own conversations with each other you dweebs. Talk about how shit you guys are where everyone else can see.
        Mar 18, 2017
      3. Stallion
        Stallion
        He's just scared that he won't be able to fluke his way past me this year.
        Mar 18, 2017
      4. Del Rio
        Del Rio
        My keepers in both leagues set me up as an easy top 3 offense and arguably the best offense in each league.

        Ready to dominate tonight and smash Stall and BT again this season. :)
        Mar 18, 2017
    4. Stallion
      Stallion
      Factoring in projected auction values and even factoring in my overpay for Trout, I'm projected to pay $158 for a set of keepers valued at $218. Now the battle is finding good pitchers this year ha
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        My strategy is honestly ridiculous and something I'd never thought I'd do but I'm going to go for it this year and see if I can rebuild my stock.
        Mar 2, 2017
    5. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      Do what you love, and you'll never work a day in your life. Mostly because that field isn't fucking hiring.
    6. Del Rio
      Del Rio
      Another year, another season of smashing ButteredToast et al in fantasy baseball.

      Happy 2017, buddy!
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Happy 2017. And to year 3 of me beating Stallion in fantasy baseball.
        Jan 2, 2017
    7. ABC-Trainer
      ABC-Trainer
      Haha you commented on my page do I know you?
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Maybe. I commented on your page 6 years ago. I don't know you now.
        Dec 18, 2016
    8. vonFiedler
      vonFiedler
      Want to join the official mafia game?
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        It depends really. I have been on a kickass 72 hour work week of late and my free time to do things like mafia is few and far between. If you're looking for a super active bloke, then I don't know if I can do it.

        But if you're looking for someone to stay semi-involved, I can do my best.
        Nov 15, 2016
      2. vonFiedler
        vonFiedler
        It's up to you. If I run out of subs, I'll give a holler.
        Nov 15, 2016
      3. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Going into the holidays working in a grocery store doesn't lend itself too much to being a good and consistent mafia player. And I'd like to give it my best.

        But do give me a ring if you need a fill in.
        Nov 15, 2016
    9. Stallion
      Stallion
      Between the fans and their players, I think I hate the Jays more than even the Angels. If you guys pull off the comeback vs. Cleveland, I'll be rooting hard for you.
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        I have so many questions...

        By "Blue Jays Fans" do you mean Moi and Texas? Or the rowdy crowds-men who litter on the field?

        Are the Blue Jays now hated more by you than the Cardinals? Is David Freese or Jose Bautista more hated by you?
        Oct 10, 2016
      2. Stallion
        Stallion
        The latter, not the people in the thread. And yes they are more hated then the Cardinals
        Oct 10, 2016
      3. Stallion
        Stallion
        And Joey Batts for sure. Freese is a lucky journeyman but he's not an arrogant + entitled dickhead
        Oct 10, 2016
    10. Del Rio
      Del Rio
      Good battle this week but this is my year. Good luck against Stall (maybe - unless he pulls off an amazing comeback)
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Yeah, I concede. I was hoping you wouldn't start Hendricks or Ross because it was like 11am at work and you hadn't. I thought I could win avg and qs to maybe take the lead. Oh well.

        At least my red sox are doing well and I'm still winning my money league!
        Sep 18, 2016
    11. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      Droogle: Google for Droogs
    12. Del Rio
      Del Rio
      i'll semi-consider the offer for Hendricks, tho Nunez has fallen off and I wanna see what I have in Bregman and Tulo for a bit
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Alright. I just have 3 SS and I could use some low risk pitching. I'd pretty much take any one of your pitchers for him.

        Smacktalk doesnt seem to be working on the app now for me, or I'd try to talk to you there about something.
        Aug 2, 2016
    13. Snaquaza
      Snaquaza
      Dark-types aren't in the game yet. The Pokemon are only from Gen 1, when the typing wasn't introduced yet and no mon from Gen 1 got the typing. (Besides Mega Gyara but yeah)
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Haha, thanks for the tip. But heads up, the whole thread is a satire if you didn't figure it out.
        Jul 13, 2016
      2. Snaquaza
        Snaquaza
        I didn't know for sure, just thought I'd say it here in case it was real n_n. I never post in firebot anyway, scary place ;_;
        Jul 13, 2016
      3. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Yeah. Don't go waving around metal poles in lightning storms, sticking your phone underwater, going near burning buildings, or whatever else the first post had you doing in the name of pokemon.

        Firebot is not that scary of a place once you get use to the atmosphere. I lurked for a good 3 years before I started posting semi-regularly. As long as you're yourself (or a bombastic/sarcastic version of yourself) you'll be fine. We really only pick at the people who are ridiculously immature. Don't feel shy about posting there if you're not forcing things.
        Jul 13, 2016
    14. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      My architect know japanese, yo girl she jocking these, no hands like soccer teams, fucking boys like Socrates
    15. rssp1
      rssp1
      what gmt are you im gmt -7 i can play evenings my time
      (once i actually get a team, anyways)
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      2. rssp1
        rssp1
        man i dont think rufflet can sweep an entire team or i'd battle you rn
        i also dont know anything about BH. when exactly are your busy days? i'll harass teammates so i can get it done before then.
        Jun 25, 2016
      3. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Tuesday and Wednesday
        Jun 25, 2016
      4. rssp1
        rssp1
        alright we can get it done by the weekend or monday then
        Jun 25, 2016
    16. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      What's your name? Who's your daddy? Is he rich like me?
    17. vonFiedler
      vonFiedler
      Oh, how about War Games?
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        That's a decent choice. Been awhile since I watched it...
        Apr 28, 2016
    18. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      It's too quiet in my town...
    19. Del Rio
      Del Rio
      t-minus 3 months before i begin my rightful path to the smogon baseball 'ship weeeeeeeeeee
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      2. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        You know, I really did not like the pick when I heard about it because the Red Sox do shit jobs developing power prospects. The last one we did with any success was Anthony Rizzo. The guy also didn't seem that fantastic, coming out of nowhere in college. I have since grown to like the pick a bit better. He should be a solid player moving forward... Maybe like a Reddick comp.

        As for sticking in the next few years, I feel that's unlikely. He'll probably play at High-A Greenville into AA Portland and should he continue probably AAA next year. The Red Sox are pretty stacked with prospects so I feel a 40-man spot and a September call up would be at least 2-3 years away.
        Jan 18, 2016
      3. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        And considering our IF is as set as our OF, guys like Moncada, Devers, etc will probably end up in LF
        Jan 18, 2016
      4. Del Rio
        Del Rio
        Fair enough. I'll admit the power was likely a fluke, but also consider hitting in the SEC means hitting against some of the top future pitching prospects. The other tools are legit tho. I hope he does well for y'all if he sticks around
        Jan 18, 2016
    20. Mike Legend
      Mike Legend
      why does ab2 ignore me lol
      1. Mike Legend
        Dec 30, 2015
      2. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        I dunno man, I aint his momma.
        Dec 30, 2015
      3. Mike Legend
        Mike Legend
        yea you're his daddy tho which is why i axed
        Dec 30, 2015
    21. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      Baha! Can you dig it like a spigot? My guess is yes you can, I kick it wicked.
    22. scald
      scald
      Holy fuck someone else from Akron *-*
      1. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Hootie down my profile page made a comment about that as well!
        Sep 7, 2015
      2. scald
        scald
        Woah, didn't assume many people from this area played haha
        Sep 7, 2015
      3. ButteredToast
        ButteredToast
        Yes sir!
        Sep 7, 2015
    23. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      You guys can't fight in here! This is the war room!
    24. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      Here's hoping Magnus doesn't FUCKING DIE NEXT WEEK. :/
    25. ButteredToast
      ButteredToast
      "We all die alone," he shouted as he passed. With no sense of regret, see, he never looked back.
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  • About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Apr 28, 1994 (Age: 23)
    Home page:
    http://www.basedworld.com
    Location:
    Akron, Ohio, USA
    Occupation:
    College Student
    Real Name:
    Justin
    Favorite Pokémon:
    Blaziken
    My Characteristic:
    Often lost in thought
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    Yes I make mistakes that I don’t ever make excuses for, like leaving girls that love me, and constantly seducing hoes. I’m losing my thoughts, I said damn where my roof just go? Top slipped off like Janet at the Super Bowl.
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