An Atheist, and therefor someone with Logic: What the HELL?! Why are you burning books!
Some random Christian: We must burn everything that is a threat to Christianity. *These include, but are not limited to Logic for 1st Graders, Darwin's Theory of Evolution, Stephen Hawking's A brief history of time, and all things related to common sense.*
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