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I wouldn't really advise use of persian outside of a fun (?) gimmick. Fake Out and Unnerve are kinda cool, and a unique combo, but other things do these individually better
The Sash will let it survive any single hit attack thrown at it while it is still holding the Sash, but won't do anything about harmful statuses or weather damage. It is single use as it always is
how do you guys not realize that this is a troll, A really funny one. A person can't be quite this type of stupid normally. It is obvious he is trying to sound the way he does