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Earlio
Last Activity:
Nov 20, 2017 at 4:04 PM
Joined:
Nov 7, 2015
Messages:
657
Trophy Points:
0
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Sep 11, 2000 (Age: 17)
Location:
A highway Porta-John
Occupation:
Fucking Junior Year

Earlio

Male, 17, from A highway Porta-John

Spaghetti Fettuccini Tortellini Nov 14, 2017 at 8:08 AM

Earlio was last seen:
Viewing thread USUM PU First Blood Tournament, Nov 20, 2017 at 4:04 PM
    1. Earlio
      Earlio
      Spaghetti Fettuccini Tortellini
    2. Kushalos
      Kushalos
      We play for pu fall ssnl. Im gmt +2 and want to play on friday or sunday
      1. Earlio
        Earlio
        I should be goodbye anytime Sunday or Friday evening. GMT-5
        Nov 13, 2017
    3. Official Fissure
      Official Fissure
      we are paired up for bad stabmons tour. im gmt-4. im available all of today, wednesday starting at 9:00 pm, and 3 pm on Thursday.
      1. Earlio
        Earlio
        I’m gmt-5 and I’ll be clear around 4-6 and 8-10pm this afternoon
        Oct 10, 2017
      2. Official Fissure
        Official Fissure
        cool. ill be on rom. just pm me when you get on
        Oct 10, 2017
    4. Aura Guardian
      Aura Guardian
      Re your comment: No, it's a Shoggoth. Which is far more horrific.
      1. Earlio
        Earlio
        Ah, my bad
        Sep 28, 2017
    5. Earlio
      Earlio
      Western Anime
    6. sam-testings
      sam-testings
      hullo, reminder to vote in PMs for Secret Hitler!
    7. Earlio
      Earlio
      waggle
      1. brightobject
        brightobject
        wheres this from?
        Jul 14, 2017
      2. Earlio
        Earlio
        A transition clip from Nichijou
        Jul 14, 2017
    8. Earlio
    9. GMars
      GMars
      What's your avi from?
      1. Earlio
        Earlio
        Peacock's defeat animation from Skullgirls
        Jul 5, 2017
    10. Earlio
      Earlio
      I'm gonna try to make a name for myself as the go-to D1 lynch
    11. Champ1604
      1. Earlio
        Earlio
        Salutations
        Jun 15, 2017
      2. Champ1604
        Champ1604
        Your profile has been attacked.
        Jun 15, 2017
      3. Earlio
        Earlio
        ok
        Jun 15, 2017
    12. Drew
      Drew
      toxapex cup when?
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      2. Drew
        Drew
        ok
        May 8, 2017
      3. Drew
        Drew
        ready when you are
        May 8, 2017
      4. Earlio
        Earlio
        Ready, PS username Earlio2
        May 8, 2017
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    About

    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Sep 11, 2000 (Age: 17)
    Location:
    A highway Porta-John
    Occupation:
    Fucking Junior Year
    Real Name:
    Jack (But actually John shhhh)
    Favorite Pokémon:
    Lickilicky
    My Characteristic:
    Somewhat vain
    Reasons not to drink water
    1. It’s invisible (is it trying to hide something?)

    2. People drown in it

    3. Hitler drank water

    4. Fish shit in it

    5. Flavorless (why have it?)

    6. Wet and shit

    7. You don’t know where it’s been

    8. Used in the process of making nukes (heavy water)

    9. Could boil and burn you

    10. Could freeze and give you frostbite

    11. Could spill and make you look like a fool

    12. Sipping it is loud and obnoxious

    13. If it's so good then why hasn’t there been a water 2?

    14. Could be too cold and kill you with hypothermia

    15. Could bury you alive (avalanche, falling in snow)

    16. Could block your escape out of an icy pond (frozen surface)

    17. Can taste like shit if it’s dirty

    18. Tap water is sometimes more untrustworthy than a drink prepared by Bill Cosby

    19. A network of lead pipes is buried beneath this country, around every corner, lurking, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. Ever hear of Flint?

    20. There’s probably no lifeguard with you

    21. In 2014, there were 3,536 water related deaths. Don't become a statistic!

    22. Sharks swim in water. Ever seen Jaws?

    23. Humans don't have gills

    24. You don’t know where it’s been!
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