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Electrolyte
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Electrolyte

I practiced for the SAT by writing quality shitposts, Male, 18

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Don't talk to me unless your GPA is higher than the legal limit Jun 9, 2016

Electrolyte was last seen:
Jun 28, 2016 at 1:59 AM
    1. GatoDelFuego
      GatoDelFuego
      Dressed in all pink except my gator shoes, those are green
    2. Trinitrotoluene
    3. Electrolyte
      Electrolyte
      I'll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motherfucker
      1. Hulavuta
        Hulavuta
        bad word
        Apr 9, 2015
      2. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        Hul@%$@a
        Apr 9, 2015
    4. Electrolyte
      Electrolyte
      When we go crashing down, we come back every time
    5. Audiosurfer
      Audiosurfer
      hey friend, im your opponent for the teamlock minitour. im gmt -5 and am in the doubles room alot as you know. when are you free to play? im free @ 4:30pm my time any schoolday except tuesday and wednesday (when im free like 8:30pm and 7:pm my time respectively).
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        yeah hey I saw your message and I was just distracted then

        I'm up for playing tomorrow at whenever. Only day next week I can't play is Monday cuz of a college visit. Otherwise, we see each other at least once a day so it should be fine
        Mar 28, 2015
    6. SpaceBass
      SpaceBass
    7. Hulavuta
      Hulavuta
      Homem-Aranha lmao
    8. wishes
      wishes
      ideal husbando :D!
      1. Blitzamirin
        Mar 22, 2015
    9. Electrolyte
      Electrolyte
      I know lots of things
    10. Bughouse
      Bughouse
      holy god have you seen this week's episode of looking yet?
      1. View previous comments...
      2. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        yeah!!! the sister is really annoying but I have newfound respect for the mom. And I'm glad Jonathan and Kevin are moving in together though. Hopefully that sister will shut up soon
        Mar 16, 2015
      3. Bughouse
        Bughouse
        I think you mean Patrick lol.
        Mar 16, 2015
      4. Bughouse
        Bughouse
        And I don't exactly have more respect for his mom. She's still a total drama queen. The way she left at the end was intended to cause more mental anguish to him, not knowing.

        And innuendo Kevin is my favorite Kevin. That mattress shopping scene oh my.
        Mar 16, 2015
    11. Digital Sound
      Digital Sound
      Alright I'm done with the changes for the Genesect analysis . =D
    12. xzern
      xzern
      Hello, esteemed Smogon Doubles player, finally, here. I have come to tell you that I suck and xzern rocks
    13. xzern
      xzern
      stop gay people 2k15
      1. wishes
        wishes
        xzern you're a terrrrrriiiibbbbblllleeeeee user :(
        Mar 15, 2015
    14. Arcticblast
      Arcticblast
      #Electrolyte: lol Arcticblast why is Rocky Helmet listed under outclassed / unviable
      #Electrolyte: (for countering MKang, I mean)

      you can't just slap Rocky Helmet on anything and throw it at Kang
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        oh yeah but I mean on Ferrothorn it's completely fine

        if that's what you meant then you might want to clarify that it's really good on Ferro o.o
        Mar 8, 2015
      2. Arcticblast
        Arcticblast
        honestly Lum is just so much of a better item on Ferrothorn imo
        Mar 8, 2015
    15. xzern
      xzern
      heres my impression of a gay person
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      2. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        ... you are literal death
        Mar 8, 2015
      3. xzern
        xzern
        no i am literal memelord
        Mar 8, 2015
      4. Kingler12345
        Mar 10, 2015
    16. Memoric
      Memoric
      where do you even get those avatars o-o
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        a very magical place named tumblr
        Mar 6, 2015
    17. BLOOD TOTEM
      BLOOD TOTEM
      stopppppppp gay peopleeeeeeeeee aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh

      its like ur tryinnnnggg to threatteennn my masculinittttyyyyyyyyy
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME????

        ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT A MAN???

        but yeah seriously come to the rainbow side we've got the goods
        Mar 5, 2015
    18. Ununhexium
      Ununhexium
      Chemistry is cool
    19. Bughouse
      Bughouse
      Oh god you have no idea how much I love Looking and Kevin in particular. I would marry the shit out of Kevin.
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        KEVIN IS ADORABLE

        The Richie / Patrick ship is ehh everyone knows Patrick belongs with Kevin
        Mar 4, 2015
      2. Bughouse
        Bughouse
        You should watch History Boys. It has a young Russell Tovey in it. Also very gay.
        Mar 4, 2015
    20. xzern
      xzern
      when you go to the bathroom with your best bro but you forget to say no homo
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        ahahahahahahah xD
        Mar 4, 2015
    21. Kingler12345
      Kingler12345
      is back??
      1. Electrolyte
        Mar 3, 2015
    22. wishes
      wishes
      /me pet
      1. Electrolyte
        Mar 3, 2015
    23. qsns
      qsns
      rip the e dream
      1. Electrolyte
        Electrolyte
        I died
        Feb 25, 2015
      2. qsns
        qsns
        (' ') take this to comfort you :(
        Feb 25, 2015
    24. Electrolyte
      Electrolyte
      You and me bleed the same light
    25. Digital Sound
      Digital Sound
      seems legit 100% goat, get your fact straight
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    Every time. I'm with my gurrfriends. They are ALWAYS talking about DICK. BLACK dick, wHITE dick, ASIAN dick. ALIEN dick. I am SO SICK of hearing about fucking dicks. YALL can get fucked by FIVE GUYS in one day. And still. Talk. About. Wanting. More dick! How. Much. Dick. Is. Enough for yall??? Shut the fahk up!! Can we talk about something else like FOOD bitch? I wanna talk about food. That's what I wanna know. When are we gonna fucking EAT

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    Birthday:
    Jan 19, 1998 (Age: 18)
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