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    So, Jytcampbell is walking down Ladder St., having just copped a few dirty Ws with his...

    So, Jytcampbell is walking down Ladder St., having just copped a few dirty Ws with his tried-and-true Wishkiller squad. After a long day of laddering and going up in the rankings, Jyt decides to sit down at a bar near him, have a drink and relax from the long day. However, the bar is having a...
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    He cuts through the opposition easily, his opponents' squads no match in front of his...

    He cuts through the opposition easily, his opponents' squads no match in front of his meticulously crafted teams. The finals have started. It's Jytcampbell vs none other than CK James himself. The myth, the legend. Jyt tried his best, he did all he could, but in the end he could naught but fall...
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    His ladder points were gone forever. Was this his fate? To never top the ladder? To never be the...

    His ladder points were gone forever. Was this his fate? To never top the ladder? To never be the one no one ever was? Those were the thoughts racing through his mind. Jyt would take his vengeance. He would find CK James and defeat him once more.
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    Did you know? A lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue.

    Did you know? A lobsters blood is colorless but when exposed to oxygen it turns blue.
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    CK James and Jytcampbell are walking in the deep, dark, woods. CKJ says, "Mister, I'm scared...

    CK James and Jytcampbell are walking in the deep, dark, woods. CKJ says, "Mister, I'm scared! These ladder points are really creepy." Jytcampbell replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to take them back all by myself."
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    I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Anna Kartana. That perfect, curvy...

    I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Anna Kartana. That perfect, curvy body. Those bountiful breasts. The child bearing hips of a literal goddess. It honestly fucking hurts knowing that I'll never mate with her, pass my genes through her, and have her birth a set of...
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    A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would...

    A N Y T H I N G. And the fact that I can't is quite honestly too much to fucking bear. Why would Smogon create something so perfect? To fucking tantalize us? Fucking laugh in our faces?! Honestly guys, I just fucking can't anymore. Fuck
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    oh and bring friends if u want, i dont mind haha

    oh and bring friends if u want, i dont mind haha
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    hey so, i rly wanted to ask you something(~~), i heard u were gay from a source and i was...

    hey so, i rly wanted to ask you something(~~), i heard u were gay from a source and i was wondering what ur... reproductory organ tastes like but its like, not gay or anything i promise ill say no homo before and after just to be safe
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    man so yesterday i sat down naked and my finger slipped into my butt so and i moaned so i...

    man so yesterday i sat down naked and my finger slipped into my butt so and i moaned so i decided to try something new. after school i went home and i found my moms dildo. i went into my room and went ham dude, and when i say ham i mean i destroyed that like axel vs tendi. but i still wanted...
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    You really don't understand Ugandan culture, do you? You think it's all about "de way" because...

    You really don't understand Ugandan culture, do you? You think it's all about "de way" because you saw a stupid fucking shitty video made by a 12 year old on YouTube. Ugandan people don't deserve your white trash so-called 'memes' meant to continue the harassment and oppression of Africans
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    Fuck you and your white supremacy. When Oprah is president, I honest to God hope she vows to...

    Fuck you and your white supremacy. When Oprah is president, I honest to God hope she vows to make white people a minority in your own fucking country. Or wherever you dumb little 'edgy' cunts are living. Either your country will drown by higher fertility rate by minorities or you will be fucked...
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    Surprising, I am. I am INSULTED by your racist 'memes'. You think Uganada is all about shitty...

    Surprising, I am. I am INSULTED by your racist 'memes'. You think Uganada is all about shitty action movies, big black cock, and poor black people right? WRONG. Uganda is really one of the most culturally diverse and enriched places on Earth. And you just made a grave mistake by poking fun at...
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    Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and...

    Fapping to trap porn is the least gay thing there is. If you fap to gay porn, that's 2 guys, and that's 100% gay. If you fap to 'straight' porn, then that has a woman, sure, but you're also fapping to a guy, which makes it 50% gay.