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franky
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    1. Agammemnon
      Agammemnon
      Hey franky !
      Do you want to play now ?
    2. Agammemnon
      Agammemnon
      hey mister f !
      wanna play now ?
    3. Eos
      Eos
      "who cares"

      ikr haha
    4. Ricky Horror
      Ricky Horror
      tha hell where the really de-modded? Lmao
    5. Bloo
      Bloo
      [IMG]

      I am in complete fucking awe of the amount of unjustifiable hate this love machine gets from jealous staff members. Observing the image illustrated above, you will notice three warnings given to this man by moderators whom were attempting to stop this man's rampage when he was actively contributing to Smogon. Let's go through the warnings one by one, shall we? I have no other option but to go through the infractions one by one because franky's fans always need to be babied.

      tab - A person with a generic, boring three-letter name had the fucking audacity to taint this thug's profile with a Forum Specific Rule in the forum this man once ruled with an iron fist, and what for? The reason for the infraction was idiotic and asinine: an infraction for posting a second golden RMT in the span of a week. Are you kidding me? You shouldn't be infracting Smogon's best team builder for having the generosity to share one of his many flawless teams from his secret stash: you should be bowing on your damn knees and wiping his ass when he stands up from his golden toilet, and subsequently asking him if he'd like his team to be showcased in the RMT Archive. Being the Leonardo Da Vinci of Pokemon that he is, he probably wouldn't even want his artwork of teams to be thrown in with lower quality teams like Delko's.

      darkie - A man with a niggerish-like name infracted the pride of the African race? What the hell is wrong with darkie? He infracted franky for posting this picture in a NBA thread, and I honestly don't see why. The aforementioned linked picture demonstrates an all-star professional basketball player giving fellatio to another player. I think this picture clearly shows what franky has to go through everyday: thwarting off the numerous attempts from people trying to suck his scientifically and biologically-gifted genitalia. darkie gave him a lurk more, but this man isn't the one who needs to lurk more, it's the hating ass moderators that need to do so. Speaking of the NBA, did you guys know that franky is actually Michael Jordan? If you didn't, now you fucking do.

      Rising_Dusk - I won't even bother writing a paragraph for this one because this infraction is a clear-cut case of hatred for this steamboat. He infracted him in INSIDE SCOOP? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? That must've been the first ever infraction to ever been given in that forum, and it's a shame it had to be given to Smogon's #1 user: franky.

      Anyway, idiots, all of the individuals who gave this man an infraction share one thing in common: they were all de-modded. this goes to show the following: mess with this guy and you WILL pay the price, no fucking questions asked.
    6. Bloo
      Bloo
      [IMG]

      To all of the annoying dim wads constantly refreshing this profile, stalking this boy wonder's activity, and waiting for the little green light signaling that this rated R superstar is online to turn on: put your glasses on and closely observe the above picture. Before doing so, I suggest taking your eyes off of the picture of franky you have up on your wall for one minute of your life.

      In the above image, you will see that absolutely ZERO games have been completed. Want to know the reason? It's simple: all of franky's opponents are afraid to battle him and as a result, haven't bothered contacting him for a match. 6A9 Ace Matador (who, I should say, has a name which franky simply can not be bothered to lift a finger to spell due to its overly long nature), is the only individual who's even DARED to interact with this man, as seen through these VMs; however, there is no mention of a battle, allowing us to assume he is, indeed, fearful of this Pokemon equivalent of imperfectluck, Gouki, and Loki combined.

      At this rate, his opponents will have to be substituted out of the World Cup in order for this guy to be able to do a battle. Actually -- no -- scratch that. The individuals who are substituted in will also be terrified of this phantom, so the World Cup hosts may as well save this guy the time and hassle and award him with the win, or better yet, the World Cup trophy so he can move along with his life instead of bothering with this kiddy game played by the likes of Sprinkles (who, you guys should know, posted a picture of his penile tissue as an attempt to show the world that he has more package than franky; of course, this absolutely foolish attempt to challenge this man's flawless genetics failed terribly).

      Before I close this off, I'd like to draw the fans of franky to one more detail: Toronto, Canada: this is the location he is situated at in the World Cup. Funnily enough, this man resides in Canada. Even random BRACKETMAKERS realize that this thug belongs nowhere but the country he is viewed as a king by pedestrians, teachers, and people alike: Canada.
    7. Agammemnon
      Agammemnon
      Hey ! When can you play for WC ? I might be busy this week-end so maybe it's better to schedule something during the incoming week.
      As a reminder, I'm GMT +1.

      Peace, my zen bro'.
    8. SOMALIA
      SOMALIA
      Same here my brother, been wrestling with what life throws at me everyday not easy lol, tbh bare wasted people not giving out enuff jobs i cant find any ugh
    9. joshe
      joshe
      DA FUK U PLAY LEAGUE!?!
    10. Aerrow
      Aerrow
      what is your summoner name??
    11. BKC
      BKC
      come back to scooters ):
    12. SOMALIA
      SOMALIA
      OI OI Franky! wer u been brotha?
    13. 6A9 Ace Matador
      6A9 Ace Matador
      favs are: aokiji, kizaru, marco phoenix

      and ya aokijis cool
    14. Folgorio
      Folgorio
      yesssssss cant wait br0
    15. Jackal
    16. 6A9 Ace Matador
    17. uraga
      uraga
      nigga you weak
    18. uraga
    19. M Dragon
      M Dragon
      nice you are back bro :)
    20. Blue_Star
      Blue_Star
      f: the return of
    21. yondie
      yondie
      da kid returns
    22. Bloo
      Bloo
      YEAH MY NIGGA IS BACK, GG SMOGON.

      May as well just hand over the world cup trophy to this guy right fucking now so he can go back to chilling in his paradise instead of wasting more time on this kiddy game, because we all know no team can stand in this niggas way. See this post idiots? This Jamaican equivalent of Bob Marley didn't even follow the correct format, simply because the fact of the matter is that franky is the real world cup host, allowing him to do whatever the hell he wants when he steps into that thread and makes his presence known.

      Missed ya loads bro, and by the looks of the endless "I missed you posts" below mine, it seems I am not the only one. GO ON IRC WHEN YOU CAN!
    23. Folgorio
      Folgorio
      STORIES 2 TELL

      we should concoct a family reunion
    24. Atticus
      Atticus
      as your manager i command you to return for the world cup
    25. 6A9 Ace Matador
      6A9 Ace Matador
      disregard iconic:
      play for LA, we got dat scooter swag
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