A man walks into a petrol station and says, "Can I please have a KitKat Chunky." The lady behind the till gets him a KitKat Chunky and brings it back to him. "No," says the man, "I wanted a normal KitKat, you fat bitch."
idk if it's just me, but I can't even watch A New Hope anymore. There are just WAY too many damned references to A New Hope in there. Every time I see them drinking that blue milk it is so distracting. Like Blue Milk exists, okay, don't need to keep reminding me. And another Death Star climax? Seriously? Lol, It's like it's the same fucking movie.
since you're the expert on suicide can you tell me
when you slit your wrists in the tub, does the water/pressure from the water actually accelerate your death at all. my roommate told me it was just so that the blood goes in the water and doesn't make a mess aka a courtesy to whoever's house you're dying in
I think it's funny. I've been laughing for the last hour that you are this stupid. I don't give a fuck about you, I am in this for your money and your money only. That's all I care about. I only comment here for money, that's it. I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a fucking scam. Uh.... I don't give a fuck about any of you.