Jgrand

Let's try an unusual method. Now if I were to honestly describe myself as a Pokémon then I would probably be a Ghost type due to my penchant for avoiding people and the outdoors. My abilities would be Stall or Analytic and my hidden ability would be Adaptability. I would have rather low base stats, I'll admit, with Special Defense as my highest stat followed slightly by Special Attack. My saving grace is that I have yet to evolve.

Most of the moves I would learn:
Rest, Sleep Talk (not Snore, thankfully), Return, Frustration, Present (usually not of the exploding variety), Camouflage, Slack Off (I worked real hard for this in high school, ironically), Wish, Meditate, Withdraw, Amnesia, Ominous Wind (only after eating Taco Bell), Muddy Water (immediately after the Ominous Wind), Assist, Head Smash, and Yawn.

Now if I were to dishonestly describe myself as a Pokémon then I would be a Fighting type with Big Pecks using Extremespeed with my two Iron Balls, because I am a man, man!

What about you?