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The mystery of it all.
No internet.
"Is Pikablu furreal?"
"If you beat the Elite4 100 times, you get to face the Pokegods."
There being no one to conclusively dispel all the rumors (like Mr. Google), we were left alone, venturing into the wild for hours in the hopes of finding glory. We were...
True, you did not say you would battle me. However, I was the first to respond to your request. But moreover, it's common courtesy around here that if we're not gonna battle someone, we let them know "Hey, no thanks," rather than ignore them and have them speculate.