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You get Tortimer the Carracosta. As he is quite the gentleman, he can never use physical attacks. As he wished to remove all corrupt politicians/the competition, he may not evolve until he solos 30 trainer dark types. After evolution, he may have one non-STAB physical attack.
You get Deutsch...
Oh, derp. Here's a new one: A Spinda named STRONG. It must learn Strength and Rock Smash as soon as possible. To prove its strength against the many Spinda haters, it must lead every battle. This restriction will be lifted when it solos an entire gym, as it will have proved its might. To keep...
Recec, take Scarface the Zangoose. The Zangoose species' rivalry with Seviper is well known; however, Scarface takes it to a whole new level of hatred. He hates them so much, his hatred extends to all Poison-type or snakelike pokémon. As soon as he is added to the team, he must solo every enemy...