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Yo Feathers, nice warstory.
Living over in Ireland is a bit of a major pain because the last tournament thay had over here was probably back in the R/B/Y days when they were giving out (holy crap) event Mews!
The closest VGC to me would be Birmingham and it's just not feasible this year to go...