Recent content by Xephyr

Oh my god i swear to everything that is high and mighty in this world that if you make this assumption seriously one more god damn time even though she has NEVER EVER EVER claimed to be a success for being in porn I will go on a rant so vile and vulgar that I will get the banhammer on this forum...

Summary: In a hypothetical scenario where you're on a professional sports team and you're losing by a ridiculous amount and the other team has a chance to break a record, there are two ways to react. How a man would react: "Well, shit, we're getting our asses kicked this game. Well, you know...

Admittedly I dont pay a ton of attention to competitive play and I base these off of my own games and streams I watch, so I may be completely off base.

This is like the twelfth instance where I've seen an entire thread gang up to argue against jrrrr and he always still seems to consider himself right. Youre completely ignoring the people's REASONING for saying they wouldnt encourage their family to do porn. Theyre saying theyre afraid of the...

Considering the topic of discussion was Mark Jackson's decision and CK said "it was unsportsmanlike and pathetic," then I'm fairly sure he was referring to Mark Jackson's decision, meaning he disagrees with you, meaning "^^^^ this" is not what you should have said.

I don't look at win rates that often, but...jesus, what happened to Gragas? What happened to the good ol' days when he was like a top tier mid laner? I mean good lord, I see him about as often as I see Trundle nowadays (I can honestly only remember seeing like one in the past two months).

Anyone can do porn? Alright jrrrrrrr, I'd like to see you keep an erection for an hour and ejaculate on command after said hour is over. Well, I mean, I wouldn't actually like to see it, but it'd be funny to see you try. Because you would fail. But I'm just nitpicking here. I have nothing...

whoa whoa whoa what da fuq is you talkin about nigga shaco's ganks at level 2 during season 2 (a little weaker now thanks to the nerf) were literally the strongest thing ever. like, fucking seriously. a good shaco deceives onto your ass and you just die. instantly. there's no chance. Shaco was...

Akali is a great pubstomer but not much else. At 6 it's too easy to take advantage of bads and hyper-carry from there. Kat does the same thing but adds significantly more to the team, so there's not really any reason to pick Akali in competitive games (which is why she is never used in ranked).

You also ESPECIALLY don't get better at defense by just mindlessly fouling for the entire final few minutes of the game simply because you're too scared that they're going to put up another 3 and make it. Maybe Mark Jackson should have told his team to actually play some defense so they could...

LOL talk about some of the worst shows ever created...

Why the fuck does it matter at that point? Give them credit for having an incredible night offensively, let them go for that record, and start packing your bags. Don't be an asshole for no good reason other than the fact that you can't accept that your defense was beyond atrocious on a night.

Mark Jackson kind of being a dick. The Rockets were tied for the most 3's in an NBA game and the Warriors just started fouling the Rockets for the entire last minute even though they were losing by 30. Assholish move brother.

This is a fair assessment. I was just in disbelief that he could compare this to some of the recent Super Bowls that were just masterfully coached and executed overall on both sides. This one was certainly tense, but there were too many instances of severely questionable playcalling and elite...

Without fail, I lose it every single time at "You kept makin' all the stops?!"