I don't really think the "age of 15" qualifier is necessary. A 200 pound male drinking that much vodka over 2 hours would have a BAC of over 0.5.
I think some / all of that is a bit exaggerated...
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Stupid things you or someone else has tried
- Thread starter lmitchell0012
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I think some / all of that is a bit exaggerated...
Holy that is amazing.
For a 15 year old, I would also call a bit of bullshit/exaggeration.
However, I do know university students in Russia like to drink lots of Vodka. Someone who goes there told me they like to drink a quarter of a litre bottle, put in some coke, and drink the rest of it. Can't say if it's definitely true or not, but this friend definitely is the type to do that kind of thing.
I tried to pick a lock and got a paper clip stuck in the keyhole.
I think it's still there.
Apparently you can make hair dye out of KoolAid too.
I think it's still there.
Apparently you can make hair dye out of KoolAid too.
My friend tried to jump off his swing and over his backyard fence...
...he landed on the fence.
He broke his arm. :B He broke his arm again about a year later but I forget how.
...he landed on the fence.
He broke his arm. :B He broke his arm again about a year later but I forget how.
At a University camp at the beginning of the year, we played truth and dare at about 8pm. This was done with everyone at the camp. The following dares were made done:
People licking each other on the arms; boys to girls, girls to girls, and boys to boys. (This was an entire group dare).
2 guys to take their pants off and rub their butts against each other.
Someone waxed his balls.
Also, we were all sober.
People licking each other on the arms; boys to girls, girls to girls, and boys to boys. (This was an entire group dare).
2 guys to take their pants off and rub their butts against each other.
Someone waxed his balls.
Also, we were all sober.
Where does it say he drank it in 2 hours? I myself have had a 40 of Whiskey in one night (never again) and I weigh close to 150 pounds. I couldn't touch the stuff for years afterward. I was only 17-18 too so his story is realistic enough.
Uhh. Well, I don't know how long of a time period he drank it over but it was more than 2 hours. I know it sounds like an exaggeration but every bit of it is true. Like I said, his heart stopped twice, he was legally dead twice. So the amount of alcohol he drank doesn't really make it less believable.
Now if I said he drank a 40 of Vodka and wasn't feeling a thing. Then I'd expect you to call bullshit.
But I guess you're right that it's pretty stupid regardless. But I know people who've drank stupid amounts of alcohol and have been fine.
@Ala: My brother did that every night for 2 weeks straight. He's a goddamn tank and I'm drunk after 2 beers. Strange world.
Now if I said he drank a 40 of Vodka and wasn't feeling a thing. Then I'd expect you to call bullshit.
But I guess you're right that it's pretty stupid regardless. But I know people who've drank stupid amounts of alcohol and have been fine.
@Ala: My brother did that every night for 2 weeks straight. He's a goddamn tank and I'm drunk after 2 beers. Strange world.
My friend decided to jump over a barbed wire fence one time. He tripped and ripped his ball sack open.
You have some wieerd friends lol.
This reminds me of when I was getting ready for cross-country and the entire school football team put icyhot on their balls before practice. It was pretty funny listening to what they said after it started to kick in.
I'm fucking speechless.
I can't help myself, but LMAO!!!!!! What simple sentences with a bunch of irony!!!!
The Internet. You can't tell if he's lying or not. Oh well. OUCH!
I'm not lying. I could go farther into detail, but I'm sure nobody would want to read that lol
The same vodka over 6 hours for a 200 pound male would be still 0.42. You pretty much pass out immediately at .3, and at 0.42 you almost certainly would fall into a coma and legally die a few times... Eh, I guess believable, but he'd have to basically chug the remaining vodka once he got to .25 or so.
Looks like he was taking No Fap November a little too seriously.
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Oh wait, I just thought of something awesome. There was a kid at our school who forgot to put his cup on during a football game. He got sacked in the nuts, and uh, yeah...
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Banned deucer.
What is wrong with this, exactly? I do it all the time.
a friend of mine took some drug to help keep himself alert to study for an exam, he ended up thinking that the floor was covered in spiders and snakes and barricaded himself in his closet
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haha, when my little brother was like 2, I put one of those really intense listerine breath strips in his mouth and he stood there drooling and freaking out. i was amused, my mother wasn't.
also my sister, cousin and I used to do something fun at sleep overs. we would wriggle into our sleeping bags so that our heads were where our feet should be, we'd manage to zip ourselves down to our feet, and then we'd run around the room into each other, furniture, etc. it was ridiculous getting so tired from continually falling only to get up and trip again, or run head first into someone. GOOD TIMES
also my sister, cousin and I used to do something fun at sleep overs. we would wriggle into our sleeping bags so that our heads were where our feet should be, we'd manage to zip ourselves down to our feet, and then we'd run around the room into each other, furniture, etc. it was ridiculous getting so tired from continually falling only to get up and trip again, or run head first into someone. GOOD TIMES