The Infamous Hover Hands!

[holidayy]

There's a lot of these pictures easily found but here are some highlights:

Lol at this next guys shirt too:

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[Morm]

If firebot has taught me anything it's that women hate attention and I'm sure they also hate the hover hand from a guy who wants attention from them.

Lanturn confurms: It's WAY worse for her than it is for you...though that shouldn't stop you it hasn't stopped me

 

[Badal]

Its sad that you need firebot to learn about women

 

[Mr. Hadwick]

god these pictures are so awkward I can't even comprehend. Makes me cringe, ughuhg.


also morm where have you been learning this ?_? all firebot has taught me is that people that play pokemon are socially awkwards and I've been here for ages.

 

[Ninahaza]

now now children, touching leads to pregnancy mmmkay

 

[DM]

I keep telling myself that it will eventually get old to pick on socially awkward nerd boys

but then shit like this comes out and I giggle like a schoolgirl

 

[Acklow]

Even monkeys can't help to hoverhand...

 

[Wikey]

The grimace on the girl's face in the first one is priceless. To be fair to the second guy that's probably a dude he's posing with considering he's in RD. Though you can tell he's a hoverhand master because he's using his one hand to block the view of his tent. The third guy doesn't even have the balls to hoverhand, that's just complete fail. And I'm not even sure what's going on with the last guy. His hand is planted firmly on her shoulder but his ARM is bent at an outrageous angle to keep it from touching her.

I don't get this phenomenon. When I was an awkward kid I did the closed hand hug. I'd ball my hands into fists, not leave them a foot away from the girl.

lol @ Acklow. Chick is into it too.

 

[vonFiedler]

just look at the expression on the girl in the 4th pic's face

she's like, yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah

 

[PikaPete]

maybe the girl in the 4th picture suddenly fell through the floor?

I was going to take the piss more, but looking at some of my facebook pictures I'm just as bad....

 

[az]

HI IM MORM EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME LOOK I HAVE A GIRLTHING I KNOW A GIRLTHING OH MY GOODNESS OF MY GOODNESS

 

[THE_IRON_...KENYAN?]

Great Goodburger impression, az

 

[vonFiedler]

holy balls

I've fucked that first girl. I'm dead serious.

 

[holidayy]

The girl from Firefly/Dollhouse? don't really believe you lol.

 

[vonFiedler]

Nevermind, knew I recognized her from somewhere though.

 

[Ninahaza]

holy balls

I've fucked that first girl. I'm dead serious.

 

[vonFiedler]

That's the girl from Firefly? She seriously looks like a girl I hooked up with a few months ago. But come to think of it that girl had braces, so different girl similar looks.

 

[whistle]

i cant believe you dont recognize summer glau thats disgraceful

burger king hat fuck yeah

 

[vonFiedler]

I only ever saw the movie.

 

[Neonian]

i cant believe you dont recognize summer glau thats disgraceful

burger king hat fuck yeah
[pic]

Does that kid have a skin condition or something or is he just really dirty?
seriously, I can't tell.

 

[cookie]

Even monkeys can't help to hoverhand...

come on, he's only hoverhanding over the boob - he's got one hand firmly on her shoulder

the monkey's got manners

also, the 4th pic in the OP is incredible, it looks like his hand is soldered onto her shoulder

 

[SMZ]

come on, he's only hoverhanding over the boob - he's got one hand firmly on her shoulder

the monkey's got manners

also, the 4th pic in the OP is incredible, it looks like his hand is soldered onto her shoulder

Unless I'm blind, his other hand is hovering over her shoulder as well, though not sure about the arm.

 

[Morm]

If a girl is kissing you why would you need it necessary to hoverhand at all?

 

[Rocket Grunt]

you shouldnt touch girls unless they say its alright because thats impolite!!!!!

 

[Morm]

hi who thinks i should stop posting

hey sup phil what's going on in this mormoopid post?